Our grass is dying Bought a few sprinklers and hoses Feel like such a fucking boomer

I’m starting to enjoy trips to Home Depot It’s so over

@DeeZe I just tested my soil today for the first time in 11 years of home ownership. I'm SICK N TIRED of this trash lawn of mine.

@DeeZe Just wait till you find yourself watching the sprinklers

@DeeZe lmk if you ever wanna talk lawns brother i’m the unofficial president of the CT lawn farmers club 🫡😂

@DeeZe Wen kids…

@DeeZe You're not peeing on it right?

@DeeZe trying fuckin it. heard it works from the dude at pep boys.

@DeeZe Wait until it’s green as hell you’ll feel great (and extremely old)

@DeeZe No need to water in the metaverse

@DeeZe Remember not to water when the suns out…evening is best

@DeeZe Replace grass with local wild flower seeds, unless you got an hoa, fuck hoa’s

@DeeZe Peak performance is spending your Sunday watering your garden, doing general housework, and then falling asleep on the couch 😤

@DeeZe Just get the micro sprinklers tbh

@DeeZe Lol boomer

@DeeZe I am going to have to get a proper irrigation system soon, hoses and sprayers aren’t cutting it- boomer perfection kicks in.

@DeeZe Get away from the screen and go touch gra... oh shoot

@DeeZe In the late fall, helps to add aged manure and peat moss to enrich the soil and help water retention I’d also recommend reseeding then Def avoid any artificial fertilisers too

@DeeZe Real boomers have sprinkler systems fam

@DeeZe It gets to be enjoyable. Welcome 😂

@DeeZe reads like a metaphor for “the space”

@DeeZe Is the pico bottom in the room with us right now?