the year is 2030. dandys world is still in alpha. the game has more skins and toons than blades of grass in america and brightney just got a skin thats just 50 shades of shit brown because qwel stopped giving a fuck after the 7th easter update
i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life