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jonathon

@FussForDays

انضم Eylül 2012
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Mr Brute
Mr Brute@BuddyNoLove·
Calvin Harris, Migos, and Frank Ocean did what needed to be done on “Slide”
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Lil Samsquanch
Lil Samsquanch@lilsamsquanch66·
Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude
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Jon Gruden
Jon Gruden@BarstoolGruden·
OH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
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Chill Walton
Chill Walton@exquisitepanda·
“It was the eggrolls, not the ecstasy” - guy who threw up next to us at the sphere
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carter hambley
carter hambley@carterhambley·
getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet
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𝖗𝖊𝖉✞
𝖗𝖊𝖉✞@_redfeels·
My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅
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Mr. Glucose Guardian
Mr. Glucose Guardian@Regg79816·
LeBron in the mirror practicing a new handshakes for his 1,500th career teammate
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen@WRBolen·
Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table
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Jordanreviewsittt
Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·
“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”
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woop
woop@woop54·
Dropping the dune 3 pic less than 24 hours after losing the Oscar is the exact petty bitch behavior I want from a movie star
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CHA$E
CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·
i knew sumn was wrong wit me when i used to want swiper to rob dora
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now
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Self Upgrade
Self Upgrade@selfupgrade222·
The fastest way to become insanely confident is to become dangerously competent.
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brain dump
brain dump@name_redacted_·
first one in my bloodline to use an app to turn on my lamps
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mike drinks beer
mike drinks beer@mikehunnidproof·
white people be like my dog is part cherokee
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J🦑🌅
J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuch·
White people be like my dog used to be a fascist
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