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Bandits operate for 10 hours: "We are monitoring the situation". 5 Nigerians carry a placard for 10 minutes: 100 police officers, 20 Hilux vans, 10 armored tanks and enough teargas to fog up West Africa. It’s clear who the state considers the real enemy. They aren't fighting insecurity; they are fighting our voices.

Please retweet if you do NOT know any family that received any money. Let’s use this response as a quick poll.

Man collapsed while sharing rice… bad roads delayed help, hospital issues made it worse 💔 System failed him completely 😔

Nigeria is officially the worst place to live on planet earth. With the lowest life expectancy in the whole world. If you live past 55 in Nigeria you should be celebrated. Shame

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

Sunday should be 48hrs instead of 24hrs, I need more time to be ready for Monday fr

Arsenal players on international duty:

Every modern revolution has been led by university students and the youth, but we dey wait for influencers. Okay.

“if we go out to protest, they will attack us” me at the protest ground tomorrow :

Retweet if you hate BOLA AHMED TINUBU

We dey fool for Twitter no mean say we no still dey shadow Tinubu with one eye. I no even send any influencer… I go dey Computer Village on Saturday with my handbills, u go think say na church but no worry, na us.

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"Iphone 18 is launching soon" Toto:

Pep Guardiola teach Arteta work but he no wan give am freedom

Shege

Elections can't save Nigeria, what this country needs is a rude revolution.

Players being forced to take pictures with their award after getting knocked out always kiIIs me 😭

After almost 3yrs, there's nothing to campaign with. -Electricity WORSE -Fuel Price WORSE -Security WORSE -Economy WORSE -Life Expectancy WORSE -Standard of Living WORSE -Governance WORSE -Exchange Rate WORSE -Road Network WORSE -Electoral Reform WORSE Execpt destroying the opposition and sharing Rice. And people still want to vote for them 🤦🏽‍♂️

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