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There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

When you realize how much disrespect you accepted just because you want to be a good person

World Cup Goals: Mohammed Kudus - 2 Wayne Rooney - 1

How it feels to skip a song that was once your most listened to

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

Wayne Rooney vs Neymar at the World Cup: 11 Matches 13 Matches 1 Goal 8 Goals 1 Assist 4 Assists 1 Red Card B-BU-BUT HE HAD CHAMPIONSHIP PEDIGREE 🥺🥺🥺

The fish suffocating on land watching Moses walk through the Red Sea with his people:

Farm city modelling recruitment agency what’s going on? Nobody is here

There are 49million Kangaroos in Australia and 575,000 people in Malta which means if the Kangaroos were to invade Malta, each person will have to fight 85 Kangaroos.

The Eid Nap ( noun ) : Culturally practiced worldwide. Powered by lack of sleep and sugar. Don’t call between 1–5 pm.

First 15 mins they’ve popped you twice no matter who you were bro

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

Fasting makes you realise that eating 3 meals a day is a scam

When you are in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if you wanna see your newborn son

Just do a knee slide man, wtf is this

Lmao how do you people find perfect gifs ffs🤣🤣

Chelsea have to beat Manchester City for them to qualify for Europe

Why is he always playing against Nashville? 😭😭

Almost all our legends are retarded 🕊️

We have to ban former United players from using mics