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You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

I want to thank @PoliceUg of Kigoowa -Ntinda that acted with urgency at 2:50am after we called them after being attacked by thieves at home. Let’s be vigilant. These guys had pangas , hammers and petrol ready to attack. Photos below are the culprits and police.

Boss: Why are you late today? Me: I forgot I ate chicken yesterday. Boss: How does that answer my question? Me: That chicken used to wake me up

He fact that Twitter isn’t contact synced is a big win. 😂

i wonder if ive ever bought milk from the same cow twice

Teacher: Why do you have the same answers? Me: Because we have the same questions Teacher:

this is exactly how my timeline looks like after the auto translate feature

You heard her voice during lunar flyby, now meet the scientist responsible for coaching astronauts as they observed the Moon. Kelsey Young is a Goddard scientist, Artemis II lunar science lead, and one of three science officers who sat in Mission Control. go.nasa.gov/3Qggabv

"Avoid sugar" How do I avoid me??

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad is in the hospital *7 days later* Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital? Student: Yes. He's a doctor. Teacher:

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NORTH LONDON FOREVER WHATEVER THE WEATHER

Arsenal I ain’t got much left in me dawg

Arsenal Football Club against the World.

i’m not watching gojo die in cinema are you crazy

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How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

How can this man say, "I speak 4 languages: English, French, Lingala and your love language" 😭😭😭 Congolese men kill me

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