lizardoni

x-men don’t disguise themselves. they dress like that because they’re gay

買い物しよう🛒 #ProjectHailMary

two sentence horror

Suckingham Phallus

👀 #projecthailmary

[ in a world where we intuit that numbers are soft and not crunchy ] lemme just smoosh the numbers real quick

his, and I cannot stress this enough, second #1 single on the UK charts

AGENT: I’m on the phone with the producer right now. Are you comfortable with using dehumanizing slurs and menacing non-white people? MARK WAHLBERG: Yes. AGENT: Okay, I’ll tell them you’ll do the movie. MARK WAHLBERG: What movie?

spielbergs war of the worlds was good and all but i think it would be better if it was told all through microsoft teams video calls, and had a really nice character actor as the lead, like ice cube or someone like that

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

라일락이 가득한 옛날 단지에서 고양이를 따라갔더니 돌을 베개로 쓰고 있었다

düşünürüm

Раз твиттер теперь международный я хочу показать своих медведей

#bullygame #smopkins

자동 번역으로 전세계의 트위터리안이 하나가 되고 있는 지금, 안녕하세요 한국의 검은 고양이 뚱주입니다 제법 귀엽죠

I love this video. It’s technically and artistically impressive and yet it may be the single trashiest thing you could do to your kitchen. Incredible on both fronts.

전세계인에게 다시 한 번 우리집 까만 뚱땡이 고양이 루이의 김장조끼룩을 자랑하고 싶다. 그록이 만들어 준 전세계 트위터리안들의 대화합의 장에 슬그머니 한 번 묻어감 ㅋㅋㅋ

its awesome how if i heard this song for the first time today i might think that its corny and it sucks but ill never know because i heard it 1394823038 times in sixth grade and it is permanently hardcoded in my dna as The Best Fucking Song Ever Made

On this day 35 years ago, over 1,500 people attended the funeral of an 18-year-old boy from Indiana, United States. His pallbearers included Elton John, one of the most famous musicians in the world, and Michael Jackson. The First Lady sat in the front row. The former president wrote a tribute that ran in the national papers. His name was Ryan White. At 13, he contracted HIV through a blood transfusion to treat his haemophilia, a blood disorder that prevents clotting. Doctors gave him six months. When he tried to go back to school, parents and teachers fought to ban him. Restaurants threw away his dishes. Church members refused to shake his hand. He didn’t fight back. He educated. He went on national television and calmly explained how the virus actually worked. He changed more minds about the disease than any campaign or government programme at the time. He lived five years longer than anyone expected. He passed away one month before his high school graduation. Four months after his funeral, the United States Congress passed the Ryan White CARE Act. It became the largest federally funded programme for people living with HIV in the country’s history, and it still operates today, providing care to over 500,000 people every year.

キム・ミニョン （Minyoung Kim、1989-） 『突然のサラミ』 （Sudden Salami）