Slothtastical

This is fantastic news: Trader Joe’s just raised their parking lot speed limit to 70 mph! No longer will we have to limit ourselves to cruising their parking lots at barely 50—we can finally go as fast as we need to. This just made grocery shopping 100x better!

Charlie Kirk’s soul hiding amongst the thousands of Kirk miis on tomadachi life’s servers

asi m siento en los grupos donde todos hablan y yo solo leo las conversaciones

yo contandole todo lo q m pasa a la unica persona q m soporta

dying in a freak build a bear accident

you’re the only one that gets me sentient hot dog

you scroll down far enough on a playstation store sale and you start seeing games from parallel realities

oh my god 💀

thank you Nintendo. Exactly what I wanted to. type

hello this is my zoo. here are the animals. 🤩

do you guys like my #tomodachilife mii

I have to wake up again tomorrow

An IQ too high? 😭🥀