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i’m noticing a (knitting) pattern. #lookoutside x #ninah x #pathologic

I never understood this part of Mulholland Drive like why are they kissing if they’re both girls I had to look up the explanation on YouTube and I still didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭

Sharia Mayor speaks perfect LGBTQ by not ironing the pride flag, shocks LGBTQ constituents

Fortnite just revolutionized the pomni porn market

Me: Do you guys have the rape fries? Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries *puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry* Me: cnc fries are fine

Bamboo hatted kim trying to use Yield my flesh against the big nuke that'll kill everyone skill every time its slotted

meursault’s forehead is in danger

hilarious guy

Bamboo hatted Kim then: Mmmmm... sword styles... Bamboo hatted Kim now: Mmmmm... MEN...

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.

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The crazy thing is I think the Hyrule Historia has existed for 15+ years now and explains a lot about the lore and connections between the games, feels like this isn't the hill to die on.

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im crying why does meursault mog the everloving shit out of him 😭😭😭😭

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

Asked roommate to get me a Diet Coke at dollar tree and they said “are you fine if it’s a bottle? I know you prefer cans”

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.