WASTED SUMMERS

I’m all up for transparency but how has the public debunked this video in less than 12 hours but we have politicians like @EricBurlison @timburchett @realannapaulina telling us this is supposed to be proof of extraterrestrial alien life just flying around our skies? Literal parachute flares and it’s being presented to us as evidence of aliens from another planet visiting us? What a joke. Members of Congress need a better screening before taking office because this is embarrassing!

Pretty sure this was the last edit lovingly handcrafted in photoshop before AI took over everything

He’s achieved handjob singularity. If he posts about his handjob while getting a handjob he makes enough money to pay for his handjob. He’s created the self sustaining handjob economy. He has created the perpetual handjob.

Rain is stored in the boobs. @ArianaGrande

yeehaw

WHAT 😭

no princess

THIS DUDE ABOUT TO CHAOS BLAST

crumbl cookies is made from people

I literally have them all dude

one million dollars

her: “u better not have a car strapped to your head when i get there” me:

Leon now has a Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT helmet