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@ThirtyOney

S H \_ U M P . put me on blast, idgaf until i do ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

انضم Mart 2011
137 يتبع23 المتابعون
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cinny 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯
cinny 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯@oomfatuated·
picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey
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matt
matt@mattybtweets69·
Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show
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toad
toad@thelifeoftoad·
Although you’re extremely attractive and I’d love to have sex I don’t think we’re soulmates and it would thus be irresponsible for me to entangle our spirits. Hope you understand
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𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰
10 minutes into netflix her: whip it out me: watch the fucking movie
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Shiny Dummy
Shiny Dummy@RealShinyDummy·
Dominating my wife and her bull by making them do it on the little chair in the corner while I watch from the big king-sized bed
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flower
flower@aflora44·
“you wanna smoke?” YES!!! u literally don’t even have to ask
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Mo
Mo@fruitpibble·
born to be little spoon forced to be big dawg
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jake
jake@wormpuller·
Throw your hair in a bald, drink some bourbon, put on some stone temple pilots and get divorced
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Raw
Raw@R4wf0ru·
if ppl can smoke knowing it destroys their lungs. what’s wrong w loving someone knowing there’s no chance
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lily
lily@lillianemallow·
getting grumpy from lack of attention is the funniest feature the human mind has like awww is the little tsundere FΑGGOT all sad that she isnt getting the widdle bitty attention she needs?? FUCK YOU!!
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wicked wigger of the west
wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·
First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨
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chad
chad@chasedbywasps·
what would you say is your address in your opinion
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Jake
Jake@jakelikesnaps·
not to be a freak but do you wanna lay in bed and listen to the rain together
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kd
kd@kdlovrr·
when i make someone i think is funny laugh
GIF
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‍‍ ‍lu
‍‍ ‍lu@whimsyfay·
not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.
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️sof
️sof@sodazerosugar·
grown ass man ordering a milkshake
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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘
♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·
Ngl i like people who let me be quiet fr.
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