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"Oh you have border?" Lmfao 😂

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night Hers 1. Ralph Macchio 2. Patrick Swayze 3. Simon Le Bon 4. Jon Bon Jovi 5. Jason Momoa Mine 1. Her sister 2. Our neighbour 3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket 4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club 5. My secretary at work And now she isn’t talking to me I can’t understand women 🤷‍♂️

Rest In Peace: Tim Tebow’s father Bob has sadly passed away at the young age of 78 years old. "I asked him last week what he looked forward to most about Heaven, and he simply said, 'Jesus.' He couldn’t wait to see Jesus face-to-face." Sending prayers to the Tebow family 🙏🕊️

OSHA been real quiet since this dropped

@khanofkhans11_ 😂

I'm never making tacos another way.

So wrong so wrong so wrong I’m going to hell for laughing 😂😂😂😂

Nigga forgot he was fighting for a second 😂 What tf was Bud looking at 👀

A man lies naked on the beach... But because his private parts aren't as tanned as the rest of his body, he places a hat on them. A few minutes later, a lady walks by, fully nude. The lady jokily said to the man, "Well, if you were a gentleman, you would raise your hat for me..." The man answered in return, "Well, m'lady, the hat would raise itself if you weren't that fugly."

When you ask a seller how much and he pulls out his phone.

Ese gato acaba de ver pasar sus nueve vidas por delante 💀

🤣This is so true.

The best reasons never to steal a girls car. 😂🤣😂

Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living:

Böyle basit işler için bazen dünyanın parasını veriyoruz…..

Minha filha acabou de tirar essa carta no pokemon tgc.. Vale muito? Nao faço ideia ainda de como funciona

Dad of the year 😂

The perfect garlic holder doesn’t exi-

INSTEAD OF WATCHING NETFLIX TONIGHT. Spend 1 hour with this. Claude AI FULL COURSE that teaches you how to BUILD and AUTOMATE anything. The people who watch this tonight will wake up tomorrow with a skill that most people will not have in 2 years. The people who skip it will still be watching Netflix next year wondering why nothing in their life has changed. Your call.