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Kuna pesa kidogo ya kahawa tumeangukia na my Uncle, na tumekubaliana before tuingie sherehe, nimkimbize hapo Eldoret Hospital awekewe braces zimnyoroshe meno, juu miaka yake imeenda na hajapata mtu; alafu mimi nikuwe next kwa line. Although our great-grandfather gifted us na sideburns, alituacha pia na shida kidogo: most relatives, especially wanaume, meno zetu huwa imelala nje naturally, so we smile 24/7 hata kama tunapitia depression.

In England, top 4 is no longer the goal. Top 5 is. Everyone is talking about fifth place getting Champions League football next season. Nobody is explaining why it is actually happening. You know I will always tell you. What happened is that UEFA expanded the Champions League to 36 teams in 2024 and created two extra spots called European Performance Spots(EPS). These spots go to the two leagues whose clubs collectively perform best across all three UEFA competitions every season. England won that race last season. England is winning it again this season. The fifth spot is the prize. To determine the winners of this EPS, UEFA adds up every win, every draw, every round of progression by every English club across the Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League, divides it by the number of clubs involved, and ranks every league in Europe. Right now England leads that table comfortably and Spain is second. Everyone else is further back. Now this part is funny. Every extra spot England earns is a spot another league loses. For example, France already dropped from four Champions League places to three. If English clubs keep dominating Europe collectively, that gap will keep widening. I have a reservation though. The coefficient system sounds like a meritocracy. What it actually does is take money from weaker leagues and redirect it to stronger ones, structurally and permanently. Fifth place used to mean Europa League and a tighter budget. Now it means Champions League revenue, elite visibility, and everything that comes with it. The top four race just became a top five race. And it is not going back. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

I have been on the online writing and wifi economy field for more than 13 years now,I can confidently say it’s on its death bed. 80% of the online businesses and flashy lifestyle you see out there from it is scam! Mkiona nakazana na many struggling start ups mjue nikubaya! People are being forced to either go back to traditional employment,those that were wise to start a business or the lazy ones resolve to scam! Ni mbayaaa!!!

Since Champions league is too big for Arsenal, I will name for you all the clubs to have won Europa league in 55 years of its existence: ✅ Sevilla =7x ✅Inter Milan =3x ✅ Liverpool =3x ✅ Juventus =3x ✅ Atlético Madrid =3x ✅ Tottenham Hotspur =3x ✅ Borussia Mönchengladbach=2x ✅ Feyenoord =2x ✅ IFK Göteborg =2x ✅ Real Madrid =2x ✅ Parma =2x ✅ Porto =2x ✅ Chelsea = 2x ✅ Eintracht Frankfurt = 2x ✅ Villarreal =1x ✅ Ipswich Town =1x ✅ Schalke 04 =1x ✅ CSKA Moscow = 1x ✅ Zenit Saint Petersburg =1x ✅ Atalanta = 1x ✅ Shakhtar Donestk =1x ✅ Manchester United= 1x ✅ Valencia =1x ✅ Ajax =1x ✅ Napoli = 1x ✅ Bayer Leverkusen = 1x ✅ Anderlecht = 1x ✅ Galatasaray =1x ✅ PSV Eindhoven = 1x ✅ Bayern Munich=1x ❌ Arsenal = 0 (zero) Go and chat with Southampton, Manchester United is not your mate.

Hahaha I don't know why us men that love ass get slandered all the time Who's gonna love small titty women if we don't ? 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

I downloaded ringtones on my Motorola SLVR L7, The website was Waptrick. The Internet was free. I was the only one with M-Pesa (Send Money Home) in my extended family. That was 2007. Nobody was ready to lose their money inside a mobile phone. We've come from far!

There is a terrible trap that keeps men poor and miserable. You will be broke sitted in your house, one of your boys decides to cheer you up . He calls you up on a Friday night,buys you nyama and drinks late into the night ,the damage is 15k for both of you. Three more "boys " do the same for you . Suddenly you get a some money lets say 100k ,now you can pay 3 months rent around 45k ,buy shopping for 20k , add some clothes for 10k and still have 15k breathing money . But because you feel "kurudisha mkono " is very important you spend the first 45k on the boys each at a time,your budget goes down to 40k barely rent. Would you have survived without those parties? Yes . This is why we always say if you see a 40 year old man with 20 "close friends" he is lost . Good morning from hamuz.

Dan Benard made Sia a mother at the age of 48 years old. Instead of the lady thanking him for rescuing her from the old market, She divorced him. The innocent man was hurt because he thought that they would be together after blessing him with a gift that money cannot buy. Our boy decided to sue her for child custody. The court in its wisdom, awarded a child support of $45200 to Dan starting from April 1st. Sia will fund the $5 million trust for their two year old son. She will cover his school fees and other activities that require funding. They are going to have joint custody of their child. Every month, Dan Bernard will be receiving $42500 from Sia until their son turns 18 years old. I believe that the innocent man was cheated. Sia is a successful singer/songwriter. It won't be bad if she is paying 100k Dollars as child support. As the brotherhood, we also demand Her property to be divided 50/50 too. The same benefits given to women during divorce should be accorded to him too. This is known as balance. Dear feminists, this is what gender equality looks like. Do you still want feminism?

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line. Ksh 2499. I still use it. It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card. It was preset on the Taifa Tariff. Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak. Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate. At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier. Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic. But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99. I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier. There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru. Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop. A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls. A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999. A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499. Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards. Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology. We have come from far!

Kenyan Politician Profile: Bank — Dubai Hospital — London or India Holiday— UAE or USA Kids — UK, USA, Australia Houses — Karen, Dubai,London Ground — Seen only during elections Promises — We are working on it Scandals —Politically motivated Side hustle - Government contracts

Ruto has no shame Wallahi!

Kuna mhindi flani pale mombasa alisema ati lookie na Traction control off ni mwoga 😂😂 Saa hii anatiii kaaa fucken

Foreign Affairs PS being schooled by a whole consulate of a country based in his own country is such an embarrassing thing and proper diplomatic gaffe. These positions really were given to dumbasses.

You mean 5 Billion was used to construct the Ngong-Suswa road?👀👀 hio barabara inakaa carpet and already ishaanza kua na potholes? In the next few months tutaona contractor amerudi kufanya re-carpeting. That route has amazing views but it's some shoddy job

Most millenials don't know how to drive, and the ones you see never went to a driving school. During our time you'd be given a choice between computer and driving after form four. Many chose computer.

UPDATE: Mohamed Jaffer is reportedly still in India, and detectives are waiting for him to arrive in the country so they can record his statement over the fuel scandal. His sons Mutara Mohamed Jaffer, Ali Abbas Jaffer and Mohamed Husein Jaffer have already been grilled and have recorded statements with investigators.

Iran has finally agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for 2 weeks as part of a ceasefire. This has pushed oil prices down sharply, dropping about 13–16% after hitting recent highs

Kama hujamove karibu na mahali unafanya kazi do so. Oil crisis inakuja apa mbele fare zitakua triple. Utakua unatoka CBD adi kitengela na KES.350 , 2L cooking oil itatoka KES.600 adi KES.1800. Afadhali sai natembea kwenda kazi I'll be safe before ripple effect inifikie 😂😂

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

99% of ODM MPs were voted because Baba vouched for them . Baba's absence is surely going to send the majority home including the party chairperson.