Kevin Aura

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me. All three said no.

🚨🇨🇮 GUELA DOUE HAS EQUALIZED FOR IVORY COAST!

Hansi Flick is signing attackers. Jose Mourinho is signing defenders. Are you thinking what I am thinking?

🚨 Rodri: “Do I have an agreement with Enrique Riquelme to join Real Madrid? I'm here to speak about the World Cup”. “Everything related to my future, will have to wait until after the World Cup”.

Andoni Iraola's socials have been done by @LFC. They're trying to announce it tonight. The Liverpool media team have been granted overtime by the club owners.

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal have now agreed full personal terms with Jeremy Monga. Still work to be done on the mechanism of his exit as the English Champions want to close the deal. As I understand it, Berta met with the English teen sensation’s entourage and laid out a pathway similar to that of Max Dowman at the club. A loan move for Monga cannot also be ruled out once the teenager is settled. Monga has given full preference to Arsenal over multiple clubs including City & Leverkusen. Story W/ @scoutingindoors

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

Giant ships vs deadly pirates ☠️ 🏴‍☠️

Na mjue Ebola ikifika Kenya it will not leave soon, Mpaka your minerals in Kenya iishe ndio iishe. It has been in existence for a decade in Congo because minerals haiishi

Der Fall Henry Nowak. Erklärt in 21 Sekunden.

Unachomoa your honest 3 inches alafu unapata your luo babe ako na clit same size💀

Sometimes you just want to run through a sprinkler...

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Manchester City statement. “The stories which have emerged from Spain regarding the future of Erling Haaland are FALSE”. “There is NO chance of this happening and there is no contractual clause to enable it”. “We are considering LEGAL ACTION for the use of our player image in this context”.

Manchester City see opening bid for Elliot Anderson rejected by Nottingham Forest. Pursuit ongoing. Nottingham Forest expected to want to more for Anderson than £105m Arsenal paid for Declan Rice. @David_Ornstein

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur submit bid to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton & Hove Albion. #THFC offer for 25yo centre-back below #BHAFC valuation so rejected, but talks continue in bid to strike agreement. Dutch int’l close to Roberto De Zerbi @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73315…

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal are pushing to advance on Jeremy Monga deal with Leicester City and player’s camp. Discussions ongoing as Monga has opened doors to the move to #AFC.

🔥 Real Madrid's presidential election debate has been brilliant tonight: • Enrique Riquelme announces an interview where he will name his superstar. • Just as the interview starts, Florentino Perez officially announces Jose Mourinho as his coach. • Riquelme finds out during the interview that Mourinho is announced, and says his coach is someone different - a manager according to him, that is a superstar. • Enrique Riquelme announces Erling Haaland as his superstar signings & Rodri too. • Riquelme says he will pay 100% of the membership fees for Real Madrid members if he doesn't keep his promise of bringing Haaland and Rodri. • Just as the interview of Riquelme ends, an interview of Florentino Perez drops on Diario AS. • Florentino Perez announces Mourinho & Ibrahima Konate as his first signings. • He says he will bring another top defenders & strengthen the team in every position - promising an incredible team for next season. On Sunday, we find out the winner. 👀

🚨💣 Ibrahima Konaté to Real Madrid, all confirmed and here we go! ✅ Four year contract has been signed today, same as Denzel Dumfries. Both signings are done and sealed by Florentino Pérez. Announcements to follow after the elections.

🚨⚠️ EXCLUSIVE: Erling Haaland’s father Alfie and agent Rafaela Pimenta clarify Real Madrid agreement reports. “All very entertaining but NOT true. We wish all the best for both candidates in the Real Madrid elections”. Exclusive statement from Alfie Haaland & Rafaela Pimenta.