Dani

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

Twitter is such a funny place

FACE ECONOMY

he's going to sing at cassie and nate's wedding 😭😭😭

Chemistry so bad people don’t even think they filmed in the same room together 😭

“If you don’t want kids, just be celibate” is the dumbest take. Sex isn’t just for reproduction🤷🏽‍♂️it’s intimacy, pleasure, connection, stress relief, and human nature.Telling adults to suppress a core drive coz they don’t want kids is nonsense. People can do responsible child free sex with modern contraception.

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

I’m dead LMAO 😭

Sweating buckets in bed, butt naked, legs spread with no AC and a camera flash went off outside my window

me watching the first 20 minutes of season 3

@suburbantaygend And this is why I am not sure why people want to know their opinions on certain things, chances are they are less educated and knowledgeable than you and your friends 😭

something that makes me really sad that we never talk abt is when you realize that an adult celeb who was famous from a young age definitely missed out on their education and is lowkey kinda dumb 😭

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

when the escape room attendant gives you hints over the intercom

@lilyroseso @imagesaicouldnt Hal subplot:

@imagesaicouldnt Dewey subplot; discovers he’s a musical genius (again) and performs in Prague for a queen Reese subplot: lost in Afghanistan

According to the conversation sex has to have consequences of which the said consequences are children. So based on that for some of you children are "punishment" you get for having sex. Finally explains why some of you are terrible parents.

This is the greatest Beyhive TikTok comment of all time😭😭

Any of you facing this?