@MannyFesto0069 @zurkeds @ohwowcrazy How horny do u have to be to thirst over fucking Rachel Sennot like that 🥴
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Daniel Aurelio
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@zurkeds @ohwowcrazy Nope, independent research and found out its Rachel Sennot. If you want something done, never trust a faggot to help.
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guy with the world's gayest voice: they never cast me as the football coach
Variety@Variety
Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show. "I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning." Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2…
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@GringoElCamino @ShaneTuttleNCAA Because then everyone will realize he’s a joke of a coach
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@ShaneTuttleNCAA Why don’t you just say you’ve given up on recruiting high school kids and will only pursue transfer?
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Deion Sanders has implemented a new policy prohibiting Colorado freshmen from earning NIL money until their sophomore year.
“Making money from this sport is a privilege. If you’re playing on my team, you have to earn that.”
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Drank some beer with my buddy Graham today while he showed me his oyster farm. Pro tip: Miller High Life goes better with oysters than champagne
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just got legitimately no bullshit carded. the guy looks at the id and he’s like fuck lol you’re older than me.
this mf though i was a fat child.
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Most people forget how rare jobs paying north of 200k are outside SF/NYC
Today I saw, for the first time ever, a job posting for 263k in Raleigh NC for a licensed architect with experience in building data centers
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@_specofdirt Why did your truck get towed? I feel like this story is missing info.
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He pulled me over this morning and towed my truck. But he didn’t have the balls to arrest me after I verbally assaulted him and his sergeant.
Spec of Dirt@_specofdirt
I’m with wifey at our local diner this weekend when a police officer walks in and sits down at the booth. He notices us but doesn’t say hi. I’ll be honest, we’ve had our disagreements throughout the years, so I get it. Despite my wife’s advice, we paid for his breakfast unbeknownst to him. We walked out without him acknowledging us and god dam It felt great to be the better man. We’ll see if the gesture buys me points in future interactions.
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@trengriffin Wow those look incredible. How do you like eat them usually?
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The fish carcasses, scraps and cat food on the right attract the spot shrimp on the left.
Marine gas is $7.10 a gallon so the unit economics are broken. But it's not about unit economics.
Lovely day.
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@LetOffAtU @35yearoldfriend For real you’re not wrong but I literally had never had boiled potatoes till a little bit ago just mashed, baked etc, so I’ve just been liking them that way lately.
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@forcesfrom2006 @35yearoldfriend I appreciate the concern. I am also drinking protein shakes and green juices and the occasional Greek yogurt. ~800 ish cals a day. Will only be doing for another 2 weeks or so.
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@danielaurelio__ @35yearoldfriend you also need to like actually eat even if you feel sick otherwise you’re going to literally wither away.
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@DonivanLattimer @35yearoldfriend This actually tracks because when I was getting laid a lot I was buying a lot of shit from like aesop, byredo, and le labo
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@35yearoldfriend It's a sex thing. If you put dish soap in the bathroom for hand washing like I do your odds of getting pussy go way, way down. The more soaps you have the more likely you are to get laid. I don't make the rules but that's how it works. Incels just use the same soap for everything
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Why isn’t there a universal soap yet? You’re telling me it’s 2026 and we can’t find the right formula that perfectly cleans without harming clothes, sheets, blankets, dishes, cups, utensils, floors, hair, body, and teeth? We really need separate soaps? Who is working on this?
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@N055746292660 Just don’t drink a whole bottle of vodka a day with it
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@wnbafire Very true also have u ever noticed u can just look at a guy and tell if he was decent at basketball with about ~90% accuracy
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@corsaren The hottest women have the most fucked up tunmy issues its sad
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Get in the gym. Guy sits next to me and starts playing music from his phone. No headphones. No one wants to listen to Drake on your 25 dollar Boost Mobile phone. I did the logical thing and turned on music on my phone louder than his goes. He turned to say something and decided not to. Maybe he realized how ridiculous he was. Probably not, though.
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Ordering beer at Portillos is a warning sign for alcoholism
𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪@fiago7
Some proper Chicago food bro they have a milkshake with cake in the cup it‘s ridiculous 😭
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One thing I liked a lot about watching the warriors dynasty was the fun and the welcome acknowledgment of the fun. The fun is the best part, no matter what Kobe fans try to tell you
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Oh well that’s not the same thing. You can’t take that in when it’s over. That’s a different thing to take in.
SNY Knicks@sny_knicks
Jalen Brunson is asked if he's taking in the atmosphere around NYC and the excitement with the Knicks: "Not until it's over."
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@maizie_star I used to bring a pack of sour patch kids and a pineapple Fanta to the gym when I’d workout on weekend nights 🌚 was v nice
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@workhardeatwell nope, didnt do anything with the money
just sat at my desk all day
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