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@jiminnibal

retweet warrior

20 she/her انضم Eylül 2022

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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·20h

Having a short romance is chic. A one night stand or a situationship is not chic. An official relationship longer than a year isn’t chic but a failed engagement? Very chic. Being married less than 3 years is not chic but after that it’s chic again. Divorced also chic

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Kyle@kylemiller_10·17h

It’s so serious

Kyle@kylemiller_10

a cigarette at blue hour, espresso martini in hand

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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd·19h

Most embarrassing things that could possibly happen in the animal kingdom: -being a beached whale -Losing your girl to a rival mating display -Being a dog with its ear turned inside out and you have no idea even

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Kylie Chi 季 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈@TheKylieChi·1d

We moved into an apartment and it’s above a supermarket and I started treating it like my own personal pantry that I wander into ten times a day in various stages of appropriate dress basically immediately. This is the fucking dream.

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Dylan@DylanDoubly·13h

if you want to change your name in chicago you have to file a court case titled [current name] v. [new name] lol

Unfunny@unfunnymeat

court cases being called [blank] vs. [blank] is one of the hardest choices our political system has made

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Paras Chopra@paraschopra·15h

Ok, so I learned that these are called phonesthemes :)

Paras Chopra@paraschopra

Today I learned that in English: words starting with "gl-" often relate to light: gleam, glint, glance, glare, glaze, glimpse, glitter, gloss, glower, glisten, glaze, glitz, glazed. words starting with "sn-" often relate to nose: sniff, sneeze, snuff, snore, snort, snot.

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madoka magicock@rifflexielian·20h

my preferences for fiction often run dark but i genuinely cannot handle 'no one showed up to their birthday' 'no one showed up to their event they worked really hard on' etc. Just give me the cannibalism I can't do this shit man

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dream@swytdreams·1d

purple girls

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Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything@PaperWhispers·1d

I was around 22, I saw a notice announcing the passing of a local man who used to hand out flyers for charity. One of my friends went to the funeral and came back in tears, she was the only person at the service. So now, I go to funerals of people I know, even peripherally.

Your OG 🐩@LRNROSE

why do old people seem to love going to funerals 😭 they will come from far and wide to go to a funeral.

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tori@doritenholm·1d

A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette

trout Fish@troutfishfarms

A Family can be Two People

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sarah ✡︎@diangelart·1d

i’ve seen some people wondering how pjotv is going to handle nico’s queerness bc “it’s not that bad nowadays” (?😭) even if this was true, let’s please remember nico was born catholic in 1932. in fascist italy.

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Unfunny@unfunnymeat·1d

court cases being called [blank] vs. [blank] is one of the hardest choices our political system has made

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dj benuxo@bebebenebebe·5d

queria ter um filho pra fumar com ele

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Old Hollow Tree@OldHollowTree·1d

After all these years, you finally got your wish, Dave. 🥲

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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