Lex Tate

Me watching Quiet On Set

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton before Jan ’24: after Jan ’24:

Pornhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the shit they were talking about in revelations

venti iced coffee. high of 78. good hair. dinner with friends later. could i be any more successful.

They should finish the Alec Baldwin movie but after the scene where the incident happened he should have a banana gun the rest of the movie

No one should be jailed just for using or possessing marijuana.

You want me to self check out? The thing that killed Narcissus?

Biden’s face at seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene is killing me

yeah man my mid size american city is so cool. we have a light rail line. there are a couple microbreweries. a beer is $12 and I pay manhattan levels in rent

I hope you settled down and married rich I hope you’re scared of ordinary shit Like murderers and ghosts and getting sick And not your soul and what He might do with it

“you came” “you called”

JUST IN: The United States has dropped its first airdrop of humanitarian aid into Gaza as millions are facing starvation. According to NBC News, three military C-130 planes dropped a total of 66 pallets with 38,000 meals. Aid organizations however, say the airdrop is nothing close to the amount of food and supplies needed for people of Gaza. Ceasefire negotiations are currently underway as Biden faces fierce backlash.

ron desantis spent like $200M and all he accomplished was broadcasting to the whole world that he wears high heels inside his boots and eats pudding with his fingers

everything will be so different by June

do u wanna find me in every lifetime no worries if not

I’m looking for around ten million fellow descendants of the Roman Empire to join me in setting up a colony in Italy—our ancestral homeland. To join, you need to meet the following stringent criteria: 1. Say you descend from Romans

Birth place of Jesus is getting bombed on Jesus' birthday.

With our tax money. While I have $63k in student loan debt. Defund Israel. Ceasefire forever. Let Palestine live.

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car