Stephen King

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Stephen King

Stephen King

@StephenKing

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انضم Aralık 2013
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THE ORACLE'S DAUGHTER, by Harrison Hill: This story about the rise and fall of an evangelical cult is terrifying...gripping...all true. I couldn't put it down, and it would make one hell of a movie.
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Where was King Solomon's temple? Beside his ear. Haha, keep coming back. Try the chicken.
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, there’s less than 1000 days in Trump‘s term.😁
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Melania Trump says Jimmy Kimmel should be canceled. Last week her husband commented on Robert Mueller’s death: “Good. I”m glad he’s dead.” Said Pretty much the same about my old friend Rob Reiner. People who live in glass houses should’t throw shit.
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Welp, never mind why he did it. He was just another ding-dong. HOW he did it: He was armed up the ying-yang.
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Instead of firing Alex Cora, the Red Sox might consider firing the team.
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@catturd2 So, let me get this straight: If Kash was doing a BAD job, the news would be TRUE? Mr. Turd, Big Brother would love you.
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Catturd ™@catturd2·
One fake news story after another about Kash. That means he’s doing a good job.
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Release the unredacted unexpurgated Epstein Files. Surely there must be one copy out there that the Justice Department hasn't shredded.
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More fun with guns. The children ranged in age from 1 to 14, officials said, and seven of the eight were Mr. Elkins’. He shot them execution style, according to a spokesman for the Shreveport Police Department
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Daddy Tomato, Mommy Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato keeps falling behind, so Daddy Tomato says, "Catch up!" Geddit, geddit?
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When I was 20, I got a job as a gas jockey in Brewer, Maine. Gas was 24 cents a gallon, and if you filled your tank, you got a choice between a loaf of bread and a waterglass. Check oil and wiper fluid? Check. That was before the oil embargo of 1973. And before Trump.
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Iran tightened its grip on the Strait of Hormuz again on Saturday, asserting that it was “under strict control” by Iranian forces
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@StephenKing No it is not you dumbass. Literally can check it online, but keep grifting fucker.

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