Wheeler’s 2nd Gay Cousin

I was talking to someone the other day and said “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes skip over entire paragraphs, then I have to force myself to stop and go back to read what I missed." And they said, "No one does that." Please tell me I'm not alone. 😭😩

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults.

I used to think like this a lot until I came across this meme

he’s everything he’s just ken

“i’m going to love you through every season of your life.”

s1 mike would literally bite s5 mike

Stand any closer

every single day just feels like this image now

I think my biggest neurodivergent tell is that I'm visibly uncomfortable during small talk, yet totally at peace when someone starts oversharing the weirdest shit I've ever heard.