Paul Marlborough

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! To all our Holders, everywhere—past, present and future, we hope you have a wonderful Christmas! 🎄

Doctors on strike. Elections delayed. Chaos for Christmas. Britain’s officially entered Crisis — and here’s Keir & the gang dropping their latest single.

Kemi Badenoch appeared on Iain Dale’s LBC show and was asked whether she would welcome Bonnie Blue into the Conservative Party or not. What followed was the greatest showdown ever….

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Today in Parliament: PMQs @KemiBadenoch just launched Rachel Reeves back to La La Land while Keir blamed the last gov for absolutely everything. Another full broadside from the Tory leader; Starmer left quivering, gormless, and flanked by his joke-shop cabinet.

‘Look, I’m a Labour Chancellor’ is now the gold-standard political admission of guilt. It’s the new ‘Yeah, you caught me.’

Rachel Reeves warned of a “black hole” in the finances. The OBR said the opposite. So we brought a real Black Hole to confront her. Chaos, bars, and an entire country disappearing. Easily the most accurate take on the scandal. It’s “Black Hole Baby”

Keir Starmer between the defeats.

Kemi Reacts: Live this morning on GMB, Kemi Badenoch confirmed that she had indeed seen the Crewkerne Gazette’s video. Kemi said that she found the video funny 😁

This Budget spells it out. If you’re an ordinary Brit who works hard and plays by the rules, Labour now sees you as a walking cash machine – hiking the tax burden to the highest level in our history. And now… here’s Rachel Reeves with her new hit single: “PAY TAX.”

LIVE COVERAGE: Rachel Reeves departs Downing Street to deliver the 2025 Budget to Parliament — a fiscal event already christened “The Clown Budget” by Britain’s trendiest political sages. (Satire)

Tomorrow Rachel Reeves will deliver her Baggy Budget — named after how loose the numbers are, and how far your money will fall out of your pockets. Rachel doesn’t like this song. You might though 😆

Labour Wars: Return of the Budget Rachel Reeves does her best Vader, but watch out for the Keirwok!

It’s Donald Trump vs. Keir Starmer in “D.J.T.” — The Don takes on The Flopper in a full-blown, old-school West Coast showdown on the streets of L.A. An epic rap beatdown you won’t forget.

Let’s do it, let’s actually do it 😆

Not that anyone else actually watched it, but we couldn’t help noticing the mysterious little box tucked under Shabana Mahmood’s feet on today’s Political Thinking with @bbcnickrobinson What’s in the box, what could it be?

Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.

President Trump makes it clear that there is no room for seditious behaviour from the Democrats in his latest reggae hit. It’s “Seditious Behaviour” from AI Donald Trump & The Crewkerne Gazette.

KEIR LOOKS LIKE A LADY 💄

The bulldozer of Ashfield, Lee Anderson, hits PMQs with a bit of reggae flavour — telling Keir Starmer to be a man and asking whether he’ll delay next year’s local elections yet again. Starmer’s answer? The same old cry of “racist” instead of anything useful.