bro ☽

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone who’s going to war

i miss her terribly (the sea)

How I feel going to work for the rest of my life knowing this mf got rich and famous for making a bj joke

me when my swinub loses a battle against a lvl 4 rattata

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

absolute scum of the earth

Berserk

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

what are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

They euthanized the dog in me

"A Very Small Dog" by Jamie Wyeth, 1980, oil on canvas.

if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy

Hey man it was nice catching up. Now taste my blade

The prophecy is true