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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️

Pastor Wojak. ⛪️

@ChurchOfPumpFun

Post Quantum Multi-Chain Command Center. Robust Performance! Optimized Execution! Enterprise Grade for NFTs! LaunchPad! Bot-Armies! Quantum Wallets & Staking!

Beigetreten Mayıs 2026
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️
Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
Church of Pump ⛪️— Release Notes Version: v2.0 (Initial Testing (Pre-Release) Release Date: ? Overview 💯 The project was built with a strong emphasis on security, scalability, real-time user experience, and long-term cryptographic resilience. Highlights ❤️ • Full post-quantum security stack (Dilithium + Kyber + SPHINCS+) • Cross-chain bridge supporting USDC, ETH, wBTC, PYTH, XRP, W, and LINK • Per-token Livestream + Realtime Comments system • Perpetual Futures trading interface with PQC-signed positions • Enterprise-grade observability and monitoring • Clean gothic/gold mystical interface matching the project’s artistic vision New Features🚨 Core On-Chain • Token-2022 with automatic 1% transfer tax to treasury PDA • 4-tier staking system with up to 4x multipliers and VRF-weighted rewards • Real token burning via the Incinerator User Experience • Solana Pay integration (/pay) • Per-Coin Hub (/coin/[mint]) featuring: • Interactive price charts with multiple timeframes • Developer livestream embedding • Real-time community comments secured with post-quantum signatures • Perpetual Futures trading page (/perps) with leverage and PQC protection • Bridgeable Assets dedicated page Cross-Chain • Quantum-hardened Wormhole bridge with support for major assets including XRP • Full PQC signing (Dilithium + Kyber + SPHINCS+) on every bridge request • Proper Wormhole VAA structure with custom payload Community & Admin 🚀 • Admin Dashboard (/admin) with live chat and livestream controls • Supabase-powered realtime comments across all coin pages Infrastructure & Observability🔥 • Multi-stage Docker builds with BuildKit layer caching • GitHub Actions CI/CD with dependency and Docker layer caching • Full monitoring stack: • Graylog (GELF TCP/TLS structured logging) • Loki + Prometheus + Grafana • Fluent Bit with Lua scripting for log processing • Supabase Realtime for live comments • Custom congestion control and rate limiting utilities Technical Improvements 🦾 • Secure backend API routes (/api/bridge, /api/comments, /api/perps) • Wallet Sign-In flow with Supabase authentication • Global Login button + User Profile dropdown in navbar • Congestion control and backoff algorithms for scaling • Clean separation between frontend signing and backend verification Known Testing Limitations 😅 • Real Wormhole VAA creation currently uses simulation (production relayer integration in progress) • Chart data uses placeholder (ready for Birdeye/Jupiter API integration) • zk-SNARK privacy features are in active research phase (private comments and private bridging planned for v2.1) Technical Stack 👁️ Core • Solana + Anchor + Token-2022 • Wormhole (Cross-chain) • Next.js 14 + TypeScript + Tailwind Security • Dilithium, Kyber, SPHINCS+ (NIST FIPS 203/204/205) • Supabase Auth + Realtime Infrastructure • Docker + BuildKit • Graylog, Loki, Prometheus, Grafana • Helius LaserStream Acknowledgments❤️ This testing , represents months of iterative development focused on building a platform that is not only functional but also secure by design and future-proof against emerging threats. Special thanks to the teams behind Solana, Wormhole, Helius, Supabase, Jito, and the NIST Post-Quantum Cryptography standardization effort. Church of Pump v2.0 — Order of the Seal ⚜️ Built for those who believe in both community and cryptographic resilience.
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
⛪️We have upgraded from meme coin trench territory to Enterprise Ready Tech Command Center.💎 🦾Buidling! Testing testing is this mic on? Roadmap will have some upgrades and changes. Our HUB is stacked! New logo design. New Us!
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
Final Status🫶 The Church of Pump platform now includes: • Expanded Bridge (USDC, ETH, wBTC, PYTH, XRP, W, LINK) • Dedicated Bridgeable Assets page • Perps Trading with cross-chain collateral + quantum security • Full Backend APIs with server-side PQC verification • Per-coin Livestream + Realtime Comments • Global Login + Profile Everything is debugged, scaled, and hardened with post-quantum cryptography.💎 The system is ready…. Needs further scaling and testing.
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Solana Incubator
Solana Incubator@incubator·
1/ Grow your company alongside the Solana Labs team! Applications for Cohort 5 of the Solana Incubator are now open — join us in NYC for 3 months starting September 2026. 📅 Deadline: June 5. ✅ Rolling review — early applicants prioritized. 🧵👇
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Solana@solana·
The next billion dollar companies are being built on Solana. Locking in during the bear market? Here are a few resources you need to take your startup from 0 to 100 🧵
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
✅ 🚀🫡 1. Updated /bridge Page with Token Selector The bridge page now includes a clean, clickable token selector for: • USDC • ETH • wBTC • PYTH It also performs full PQC signing (Dilithium + Kyber + SPHINCS+) on every bridge request.💎 🚨🚨🚨 We can add your meme coin to our bridge and command center drop your CA below and we will start an analysis deep dive.
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Prax
Prax@PraxMedia·
I want to put $2K into a memecoin right now What should it be? 🤔
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
Technical overview on the whys ??? Lattice-Based Cryptography Overview Lattice-based cryptography is currently the leading approach for post-quantum security. Core Hardness Assumptions: • Learning With Errors (LWE) and Module-LWE • Shortest Vector Problem (SVP) and Closest Vector Problem (CVP) in high-dimensional lattices Why it’s strong against quantum computers: • Shor’s algorithm (which breaks RSA and ECC) does not efficiently solve lattice problems. • The best known quantum algorithms (e.g., Grover) only give quadratic speedup, which is not enough to break properly parameterized lattices. Algorithms used in Church of Pump: • Dilithium → Based on Module-LWE + Module-SIS • Kyber → Based on Module-LWE • Both are NIST standardized (FIPS 203 & 204) This is why we chose lattice-based schemes as the foundation of the quantum-hardened bridge.
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
2. NIST Post-Quantum Standards Reference NIST has standardized the following (as of 2024): • FIPS 204 — CRYSTALS-Dilithium (Digital Signatures) • FIPS 203 — CRYSTALS-Kyber (Key Encapsulation Mechanism) • FIPS 205 — SPHINCS+ (Stateless Hash-Based Signatures) These are the algorithms used in the Church of Pump PQC layer.
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Tuky
Tuky@Tukytuky_·
What Solana project are you most excited about? Tag them in the comments👇
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
Got another banger sent over here! Does anyone put any code into their NFTs??? I’m certain if you have been following this account many of our work looks strikingly unique but the same these aren’t your everyday run of the mill card deck yall. We about to get this space live again!
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
Dilithium WASM — Full key generation + signing + verification bindings • Kyber Key Encapsulation — Complete KEM implementation • Docker Builds — Proper error handling + BuildKit caching • Wormhole Bridge — Uses Dilithium signatures before VAA creation Securing layers debugging and still working hard fellas we don’t stop if I do and I don’t respond then I died!
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Solana@solana·
Mastercard introduced always-on stablecoin settlement on Solana, Backpack announced a tokenized brokerage, and $716M of RWA capital flowed in last month, more than any other network. While the market looked one way, the institutions and builders kept shipping. Here’s everything that happened: 📰 Headline News - @Mastercard introduced always-on stablecoin settlement on Solana - @Backpack announced Backpack Securities, merging traditional brokerage with Solana-native tokenization - @SolanaFndn launched native Subscriptions and Allowances for delegated spending and recurring billing 📰 Launches - @moonpay introduced the MoonAgents Desktop App, connecting ChatGPT or Claude so AI agents can pay onchain - @sunrisedefi, @MeteoraAG and @BedrockFndn teamed to launch Dynamic Assets - @SolanaFndn announced dedicated support for teams building fully onchain perpetuals and supporting infrastructure - @bulktrade activated Season 1 with pre-deposits now open - @ORE deployed a quantum-safe smart wallet to secure ORE holder and staking assets from quantum threats - @craftsdev introduced equity-linked tokens, enabling onchain exposure to real company outcomes - @useDecal debuted Decal Treasury, featuring automated yield engine that funds integrated corporate loyalty programs - @axelar went live on Solana to enable cross-chain messaging and programmable asset transfers - @PhoenixTrade launched mobile trading and cross-chain deposits - @raikucom activated rkuSOL, an LST that routes three distinct streams of AOT and JIT auction revenue back to stakers - @JupiterExchange rolled out TCG credit features on Jupiter Offerbook, utilizing @phygitals and @Collector_Crypt - @moonshot released Moonshot Packs, bringing physical trading card experience onchain - @packs_supply launched a collectibles SOV that rewards stakers with physical packs - @Paytrie expanded the Canadian dollar stablecoin to Solana - @strongholdpay expanded its SHx token network to Solana via @axelar - @paj_cash debuted v2 of its payment platform, enabling account-based Web3 off-ramps - @lava_xyz released Lava Card, a zero-annual-fee Visa debit card - @Dyadnum launched a WhatsApp-native trade engine to streamline cross-chain asset routing - @UmbraPrivacy launched its privacy-focused web interface - @zodial_xyz shipped a portfolio-margin lending protocol - @Certora formally verified Solana’s P-token upgrade - @MonkeFoundry opened Cohort 2 applications, closing June 12 - @BitRobotNetwork announced applications for its robotics laboratory program - @jaileddotfun launched Jailed, an onchain prison simulator game deployed on Solana - @gachasports shipped a sports-led gacha platform - @predikt_gg announced bringing cross-market access and leverage to @solana prediction market users - @rektdrinks released SOL Berry, a Solana-themed sparkling water 📰 Milestones - @solana led onchain collectibles markets with ~60% of total volume - @Raydium crossed $2B in cumulative trading volume for tokenized equities - Solana recorded the largest RWAs net capital inflow across chains in May crossing $716M - @KASTxyz won Best Digital Assets Fintech at BeInCrypto Institutional 100 Awards - @kamino's xStocks market surpassed $30M in total market size - @solanamobile crossed 1K live apps on the dApp Store - @helium_mobile, the consumer carrier built on Helium's Solana-based network, was acquired by Andrew Yang's @joinnoblemobil If you enjoyed this week’s newsletter, please share it with an RT.
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Jupiter@JupiterExchange·
Listen buddy, Jupiter is basically the future of onchain finance idc about your $50M watch collection if I can't borrow against it on @jup_offerbook
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fabiano.sol@FabianoSolana·
Lost a good amount on $SOL this year After 9 straight red monthly candles... Is this finally the bottom?
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Pastor Wojak. ⛪️@ChurchOfPumpFun·
@soapweb3 Not a meme coin anymore now we’re a command center I would say that one that does stuff for the Forrest.
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soap@soapweb3·
Shill me the strongest memecoin. If I like it, I’ll buy it.
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Binance Intern@Binance_intern·
is your X name your real name or
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Borg@Borg_Cryptos·
THE BIGGEST CRASH IN HISTORY HAS STARTED
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