Karah

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

i’m a cheap date btw

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cheese slice

Remember when they used to tell us not to run the water while brushing our teeth because it's wasteful? remember? Now they're data centers.

Only a mom can wake up every 2-3 hrs to feed her baby and continue her day like she got a full night of sleep

realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

GIRL TO GIRL , it's actually very important to have your first child with a man who is also having his first child .

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

can we normalize having more concerts on weekends already like why is almost every concert i want to attend when i work

I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

if I was Noah, I would have purposefully left the pigs off the Ark. just saying.

Why did they put an ankle monitor on you, you a criminal or something?