Dylan

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

In fact they believe in me a bit too much

In order for your girl to truly love you unfortunately you have to traumatise her a bit

i no dey even bother myself again, any color wey life wan show me, I go use am drip..

When you arrive at a garri drinking competition and your opponent is a blind person

As a man, the most GANGSTA thing you can do is get mad at yourself for wasting your potential and then rebuild your entire life from that anger. Don't ever settle. You're made for more.

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

The biggest skill you can develop is the ability to reset fast. Bad conversation? Move on. Bad day? Start fresh tomorrow. Missed workout? Hit it the next day. Poor decision? Learn and adjust. You can't control what happens to you, but you control how long you let it affect you.

so many movies to watch, so many books to read, so many media to consume, and SUCH LITTLE TIME 😭😭

Life has a way of punishing you for being a little too nice & forgiving.

i just wanna thank God in advance for the run i'm about to go on

“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

your physique is a public résumé of your private habits.

Palmer did this after scoring 4 in 1 half.. Yamal did it for his IG dump 😭😭😭they are not the same

a man that starves himself to give you gifts or buy you stuff to please you is not generous. he is a fool.

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Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Barca loses a game?