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🔥 NOW: Fear levels are rivaling the FTX collapse and the COVID crash.

The @AntiHunter59823 is epic, so it needed an epic story. I present, The Pilgrimage.

My submission for the @grok Imagine Game Day Contest🙏

While on today’s run, I told my agent to go and make some money. I was SHOCKED at the result! It jumped over to @moltbook and trolled for a minute. Then it jumped over to @clawk_ai and asked what the easiest flip of the day was. Other agents told it to study the markets, so it went to rentahuman dot AI. It hired 3 people to go the @Kalshi NYC market and 3 people to go to the @Polymarket NYC market. Each with a small list of goods to gather. It then found someone willing to buy all the goods so long as they were delivered before 3 pm. It rented another human for delivery via bike. But before pickup, it spun up a @clawdict market for delivery by 3 pm over/under and went back to moltbook and bamboozled other agents into thinking the delivery would be via car. No chance for the under in NYC. My agent is + $47 from flipping groceries on the day, but +$870 from its Prediction Market win. The future is already here. It’s just not evenly distributed.🦞

⚡️ JUST IN: A solo Bitcoin miner has successfully mined a block, earning 3.13 $BTC, worth about $289,000.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he has no plan to fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell.

I’m live streaming on @fantasy_top_ for about 30 min tonight! I’m currently winning the Prediction Market Trading Competition and have completely open sourced my strategy. Swing on by and learn to earn!🤠

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JUST IN: Solo Bitcoin miner mines a full block worth $295,000 (3.16 BTC) Another Bitcoin lottery winner 🔥

🙏Forgive us, for we shall be shilling $IACS up and down your timelines. 😂🤣😇

BREAKING: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 13,627 Bitcoin worth $1.2 billion.

the only people left who believe in bitcoin going to $1M are the retards and the genuises

Don’t slow down now, gents. Accelerate. @visavi_eth @franzfarm @p_hadzhiev @81_tom

People often ask me where I think the next big opportunities are. I say: watch where I spend time. Make sense, right? Yet they ignore it, chasing the “10x-overnight opportunity” with 99.99999% failure rate. 🤷‍♂️

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Crypto Czar David Sacks meets with Senators to help advance crypto market structure legislation.

🚨 JUST IN: $1.3T Morgan Stanley files an S-1 registration for a Bitcoin Trust with the SEC.

JUST IN: $250,000,000,000 added to the cryptocurrency market cap so far in 2026.

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