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‘The golfer from Mara lago’ 🫢

They knew.

🚨 A former federal prosecutor just told CNN that Pam Bondi pulled counter-terrorism agents off their assignments to scour the Epstein files — specifically to redact Donald Trump’s name. A deliberate cover-up. Orchestrated by the Attorney General. To protect the President. This is not speculation. This is a named former federal prosecutor. On CNN. On the record. The same Bondi who said “DOJ is done” with the Epstein files. The same DOJ that admitted withholding footage of “death, physical abuse, and injury.” The same Bondi who was fired the night before Trump’s address — before she could testify under oath on April 14th. The subpoena survives the firing. She still has to appear. Under oath. About this.

If Trump made $264 billion in tariff revenue. why is he asking $200 billion for his illegal war on Iran? 🤔 #TrumpsTariffsCostUS

Did you hear about the latest war crime?

Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.

CAMPAIGN TRUMP: “Child care is child care. You have to have it. We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. America first.” PRESIDENT TRUMP: “We can’t take care of daycare. Just military.” 🤔 🤷🏼 #StopTheWar

Passengers from this commercial flight caught Artemis II on camera from this view. Insane

They’re not ready to hear this 👀

This is one of the best Saturday Night Live skits ever! Americans are waking up! #maga #TrumpWarCrimes

Kristi Noem's husband as soon as she leaves for work:

🚨 Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Most failed president ever.

Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.

***Leaked White House Video*** Trump criticized “stupid” Republican Supreme Court justices, even ones that he appointed, for being independent and ruling against him

🚨China Owns 277,336 Acres of US Farmland—What to Know Their investments in U.S. agricultural land are dispersed nationwide. Read more

Trump last year: "I'm not going to touch Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid." Trump today: "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare."

Trump just completely admitted that Republicans and their pro-billionaire policies do a terrible job running America. Then, he DELETED THIS CLIP from his account. Make sure everyone sees it!

🚨Trump today: “We can’t take care of daycare. We’re a big country. We’re fighting wars. It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.” The United States has spent: $21 billion on the Iran war in 30 days. $100 million on Trump’s golf tab this term. $200 billion requested for Pentagon weapons. $8 trillion on wars since September 11th. But daycare is not possible. Medicare is not possible. Medicaid — which covers 72 million Americans including children, seniors, and people with disabilities — is not possible.

Trump will speak to the nation tonight to tell the American public he is resigning from the office of President. (April fool)

@StephenKing Oh, the teases on a good time. Happy April fools, everyone.