Pat Riot

@omgsidewalks I would but my kids wouldn't

would you pick your dad again in the next life ?? be honest

@HellRaz0r1776 There's people that leave their house?

Trying to make friends as an adult is difficult. The people I would probably get along with, don’t want to leave their house either.

@GahNotThisAgain Satan

Who’s Allah?

@BenedictSpence We really don't want people losing their heads over this.

What terrifies me about this attempted beheading is the potential backlash against peaceful beheaders.

@benonwine Never did.

Does anyone still believe Diversity is our Strength?

@SamLovesEngland And what race are the immigrants

I'm actually praying that the Belfast African beheader was born and raised in Britain so we can move past this silly focus on "migrants". Race is the issue, not immigration status.

@Marcela252016 Breathe

Es 1995. Te despiertas. No hay Wi-Fi. No tienes celular. No tienes computadora. No hay Facebook/Instagram/TikTok/X ¿Qué es lo primero que haces?

@Sammy190390 That's sexist. Why can't men have some?

I'm thinking about starting a petition to allow Australian women to legally carry pepper spray for self-defence. I plan to petition Parliament, would people be interested in signing?

@ThoughtGuardian We can hope.

Mehreen Faruqi Warns That Muslim Refugees Will Be Less Willing to Settle in Australia if One Nation Gains Balance of Power

@TopherField Finallt I have found my people. Amen brother.

Religious exemptions from weapons bans are a thing. In unrelated news I'm delighted to announce the launch of my brand new ancient and honourable religion, hoplophilios. Our religious garb includes mandatory semi-automatic cordless hole punchers, our meditation is down at the range, and our highest calling is to use our cordless hole punchers to stop innocent people from getting hurt. To deny my religious right to dress per the requirements of my faith, including carrying my hole-puncher with me, is religious discrimination, hoplophiliosphobia, and will be met with lawsuits and shaming in the media. We are now taking applications from people who would like to join this brand new, ancient and honourable faith, members commit themselves to dressing appropriately, complete with ceremonial cordless hole-punchers at all times.

@In_Otter_News2 Where?

I'm on my way!

@SatoshiWolf @ausstockchick Whatever you do, don't sellt the business. Albo will take all the capital gains.

The lefties have it all figured out as I've been told today. 1. Just don't open on weekends or public holidays. Especially if you can't afford it. 2. The owners should wash dishes and sweep floors if they can't afford to pay staff to do it. 3. Just close the business if you can't afford to run it. Nobody cares about you as a business owner.

You think restaurants are expensive now? Just wait. Hospitality operators are warning of an industry bloodbath as they try to absorb a 4.75% wage increase on top of soaring costs and global uncertainty. #ausbiz

@BurningBush_KJV It will happen eventually. My wife and I are still healing. As with all bad things in the world it's the people we have lost faith in. Not God.

@Nottaracist I am truly sorry to hear that. Past hurts do happen, but Christ still calls us to gather in His name. Don't let men drive you from the house of the Lord. It would be marvellous if you started looking for a more loving church.

Sending your Christian children to public schools is a form of spiritual child abuse. You are literally handing your kids over to a secular system designed to destroy their faith and indoctrinate them with worldly ideology for 8 hours a day. If you don’t homeschool or put them in a strict biblical academy, do not be surprised when they reject God at 18. You paved the path to their destruction because you wanted convenience.

@realRick_AUS The only way to cook bacon.

I cook my bacon with the rind on, cause I’m not a retarded soft cock

@BurningBush_KJV None of us go to that church anymore either.

@Nottaracist That is absolutely disgusting. The Christian school sounds like a lot of churches too.

@K8T1144 @JacintaAllanMP 🤔

@JacintaAllanMP Who are those people that give birth to kids? I’ve forgotten.

We're making sure mums and bubs get the care they need right after birth. Supporting more Neonatal Nurses like Bonnie means more newborns staying with their mums for bonding during these precious early moments of life.

Just donated. Fuck Labor and fuck Albo.

$27 to combat Labor's lame plan to organise their troops against One Nation Change starts with a single action. Just made a donation to Pauline Hanson's One Nation party #OneNationAus onenation.org.au/give?recruiter…

@travelingflying Deets

I have a new crush on X.

@shellcanspell @messedupfoods Like, why the fuck would it be flavoured?

@messedupfoods Who the fuck is eating Vaseline😳🤪🤦🏻‍♀️