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Under-18 Premier League South winners!!! 💙

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: In October, Real Madrid were beating Barcelona to go 5 points clear at the top of La Liga, but this is the day it all went wrong for them. • They had only lost 1 game in all competitions by then, and were in a good position in the Champions League. • Xabi Alonso subs out Vinicius during El Clasico, who starts screaming as he walks off the pitch. • "I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I better leave this team!" • Since then, the relationship between Xabi and the dressing room was broken, which led to his sacking months later. • Real Madrid hired Arbeloa, who got knocked out against a third division side in his first match, by Bayern Münich in the Champions League and could go 11 points behind Barcelona if they win today. • Now they find themselves in the exact same position as last year: trophyless, looking for a new manager, and with no clear option to move forward.

In one compound, you'll find about 60 paper boxes are stacked together. 1 paper box can hold about 10 - 15 people. Or walk through the streets around Oando HQ, Sandfill in the midnight. You'll see hundreds of these boys sleeping on the streets. "Lekki will eventually" ke. 😂

Tweets like this is how I know - you people live in a bubble. There are more slums in Lekki than Ikeja. When you drive through Four-Point into Christ Embassy street or you go through Ikate - most of those fenced compounds with no houses. Who do you think lives inside? 🤣

🚨🚨🎙️| Hollywood actor Damson Idris: "I wanted to be a footballer. I played up until the age of 18, and then I remember seeing Lionel Messi play. He was around 23 years old. And I was like, 'I'm never going to be as good as this guy.' So Lionel Messi is the reason for my retirement in football. "When I see him one day, hopefully I’m blessed to meet him, I’m going to tell him that he’s the reason why I quit football, because he was so good."

⚠️ VIEWER'S DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️ I've seen your replies to the ex-convict. I have no insults to give, as I am becoming a changed man - just a piece of advice. Beyond your insults, he needs a recommendation for a carpenter. A carpenter incredibly skilled with the use of sandpaper. The dermatologists have tried, this is beyond the scope of their 5 year academic degree. The person owing you 180M (where you wan thief am) - ask them to at least waybill Chinese sandpapers, if they can't pay your debt. Nigga spun a jar, conjured all types of poxes from chicken to monkey, made a parfait & juggled it up - now has to live with embarrassment that looks like undercooked pizza with expired cheese. There are faces only a mother can love. There are faces a mother can't help but spit on. Pugs are incredibly ugly dogs. My friend has two. I dislike them with passion but I'd rather have those dogs lick my face than spit on you. Not even if you take suckaway juice as pre-workout should you look like this. It's Twitter - so exconvicts, fraudsters, conmen, charlatans, broken lab experiments and Agric Secimen Q can run their mouth.

@Relly_95 The whole Emirates might turn into Chiraq

All jokes aside what happens if Newcastle gets a draw at the emirates LMAO

🚨🇧🇷 Romario has advised Estevao not to go to the World Cup to avoid that Ronaldo Nazário Situation: “People don’t like hearing this, but I’ll say it anyway,” says Romário. “If Estêvão is rushing back just for a World Cup, then he’s already making a mistake.” “I’ve seen this story before. Ronaldo Nazário fought his whole career against injuries, and every time he rushed, it cost him something. Yes, he became a legend but at what physical price?” “Estêvão is a kid. He has three, maybe four World Cups ahead of him if he’s smart. But if he sacrifices his body now just to be there for one tournament, he might lose the career that could make him truly great.” “People are talking about glory… I’m talking about longevity. Brazil doesn’t need another ‘what could have been’ story.” “If I were him, I skip it. Heal properly. Come back stronger. Because lifting one trophy isn’t worth destroying ten years of your future.” “But hey… fans don’t think long-term. They just want the next hero, even if it burns him out.”

They’ll split bills when they go out with their fellow girls , but act like it’s the man’s job to foot the bills Or let a woman borrow her money , she’ll pay back in 2 days . But expect a man to forfeit the money just to prove he’s man enough 😂

Christ, one of Spurs or West Ham going down then…

Why are people surprised that I’m an Engineer. I just don’t like carrying titles and all. I mean I’ve repeatedly said I worked in ExxonMobil as a deepwater engineer. I later pivoted to Finance because I love the science of money.

This guy claimed he’s an artist, got handed the mic to perform, and ended up singing nonsense. Carter Efe stopped him mid-performance and asked who he thought he sounded like. The guy said Wizkid. Carter Efe just replied, “No wonder.” and ask bouncer to carry him out 😭😭

WHY ARE NOTTINGHAM FOREST ONLY 9 POINTS OFF CHELSEA ?????

Forest players aren’t fighting relegation they’re fighting for their lives

Selling Pepe for whatever reason and ending up with Noni years later is a high degree of madness.

The first group of people showcasing thier talents at the Carter Efe talent hunt show…. This werey had to clear his sitting room out for space ni o chai 😭😂🔥

Tears Madrid fans don’t even support Madrid for the quality of football they only support them because of trophies. Which makes them having back to back seasons where they’ve essentially won nothing even more funny.