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8 games cut Monday own 15 games cut Tuesday own 11 games cut Wednesday own 9 games cut Thursday own 12 games cut Friday own @39billion you wan ruin my early 20s??😭😭😭

Cela ne fait plus aucun doute, tout est fait pour que l’Australie aille au bout et gagne sa première coupe du monde. C’est tellement ridicule la FIFA ne se cache même plus mais bon on est habitué avec leur chouchou Alessandro Circatti qui ne prend pas rouge.

imagine portugal gets a freekick and joao neves takes the ball from ronaldo and gives it to bruno.

• Did Ronaldo get made when you didn't play the ball to him? 🚨🗣️Bale: "Yes, 100%. But that's his drive. He cares more about records. He knows Messi is there doing that. Thats why he wants to score all the goals, he only wants us(me and benzema) to pass him the ball"

I just lost 5k now…. No be the money dey pain me sef, na the rubber band wey I use tie am.💔

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

Messi went to PSG, Ronaldo started saying the SPL is better than Ligue 1. Messi went to MLS, Ronaldo said the SPL is much tougher than MLS. Messi won the Ballon d'Or and Ronaldo said the Ballon d'Or has lost its credibility. Messi won the World Cup and Ronaldo called it a 6-7 game tournament and even said winning the Euro is much tougher than winning the World Cup. The list goes on. He is obsessed with Messi, and it is making him go mad because Messi is not slowing down like him.

Peace of mind wan finish Messi fans😂

Any Manchester United fan wey I see today na so I de ask am 😂 “ Omo wetin de sup for una fanbase so” Them go come de explain give me, e just de sweet me 😂

We suppose dey know each other house address for this app.

When i ask chatgpt a medical question and it tells me to consult a doctor but i'm the doctor

After the first match, everything has become legal, and justice has been served 😂😂😂

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

why did ronaldo not win the world cup with quaresma then?

I be fine boy wey enter keke You be fine girl wey enter keke But na me poor? Allah sees all

You fit dey 5 hours call with your babe make her side ngga dey lydown next to her dey wait make una finish make he dey on her

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes. 😔🥺

if you see me with woman, na how to lie i dey learn.

if opay send me notification wey no be credit alert again i go sue them for cyber bullying