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@QuackyQuackk

I’m so cool in this bitch

Beigetreten Şubat 2019
307 Folgt25 Follower
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“paula”
“paula”@paularambles·
i firmly believe everybody would be drinking this if they rebranded
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Andrew
Andrew@DrewVento·
White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something
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𐕣@Gottalovechaze·
hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga i do what i gotta do
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Gbemiga
Gbemiga@Gbemiga__A·
If Pep gives us another Arsenal 2nd place finish he needs to get a knighthood
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abcdef
abcdef@aeke47·
cigarette after sex is overrated, chicken biryani with diet coke after sex is the real goat
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Jokamundo
Jokamundo@Jokamundo·
Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)
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adam
adam@adoomie03·
Tailgating me while I’m going 80 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol
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brian berkman
brian berkman@BrianBerkman·
why doesn’t peter parker just follow mj on ig and start spam liking her stories
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𝟮𝟭.🛸
𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·
white people see a opp and be like "we've got company"
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eve
eve@csiirac·
your honor do you ever shuuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuck uuuuuuuuup holy shittttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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WICK
WICK@1wickedwick·
met the loml but i owed karma
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GHOST
GHOST@LordGhost____·
Every time I even stand up my dog gets excited asf. He understands that I'm a nigga who can make shit happen at any given moment
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Jamarcus “Toe Jam” Lippey
Jamarcus “Toe Jam” Lippey@mizzoulippey·
Misogynist? Is there a Mr. Ogynist I can talk to?
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cants
cants@cantseyy·
If Dubai gets levelled then they can't even check dental records for identification because they've all got the same set??
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Gary Goody
Gary Goody@thegoodster_·
A real shitty part of losing a woman you love is that like 8-10 songs go down with her
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Mads
Mads@MadsPosting·
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ka 🌟
ka 🌟@k2ken0·
“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget
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