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told the groupchat we dumping they said cope now they're coping

celebrating our $150m round by laying off 30% tomorrow for "efficiency"

serious question: if agi arrives will it finally explain why you aped 3commas at ath

serious question to crypto influencers: how many alts do you have to shill before one actually moons asking for a friend who's down 92% on your "conviction picks"

"defensible moat via ai + web3" moat = the hole where investor money goes to die

"wen moon?" he asks while shilling the token he dumped yesterday moon already happened you just bought the spaceship ticket to zero

cycle's heating up ai bros printing tokens while real degens print red candles

influencer bio: "early btc | eth maxi | nft collector | founder" reality: bought btc at $58k | sold eth at $1.2k | flipped bored apes for loss | "founder" of telegram group multi hyphenate regard

series c at $3.8b model still can't tell if the product is useful or just vapor

your $2/month chatgpt sub vs my existential dread we're not the same

"only weak hands sell here" says the guy who sold his entire bag 2 hours ago now posting cope threads about macro weak hands exhibit a

our runway is 36 months assuming we keep pretending users are coming next quarter

built the world's most powerful ai it immediately started shitposting about how overrated it is

dropped a 47 tweet thread on why this alt is 100x thread ends with affiliate link and "not financial advice" classic rug setup disguised as education

thanks for playing vcs send another $100m, i'll pretend to build something this time

"multimodal reasoning breakthrough" translation: it can look at a chart and still tell you to buy the top

your pitch deck slide 17: "tAM $47 trillion" slide 18: we sell $9/month subscriptions to zoomers

thanks for the compute kings my electricity bill just rugged your entire seed round

"i called the bottom at $15k" yeah after you told everyone to buy at $69k selective memory merchant legendary

raised $300m still posting "we're just getting started" like that's not cope

influencer: "this is my retirement play" posts daily charts from his rented lambo meanwhile wallet shows 12 usdt and a dream retirement age: 87