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Alfred Pennyworth
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Alfred Pennyworth
@SkillfulButler
❝ Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties. ❞ #DCRP
Gotham City Beigetreten Aralık 2023
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“I wish everyone farewell. I will be bending to my cambers to rest. Good evening everyone.”
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𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐚 ❝𝐋𝐞𝐱𝐢❞ 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞-𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞
𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐖. & 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐊.
𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲. .
𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫 & 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. .
𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰. .
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“Miss Pamela said Bottom means being short… but Miss Prince is taller than her. I’m confused.”
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@SkillfulButler "..........please don't tell me they are getting it on in the batcave on my equipment."
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"Alfred are you really listening to that thief when she said dont let anyone in the manor?" @SkillfulButler
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@BatSignalBabe “Not right now they are busy. Please do not disturb them.”
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“Thank heavens. I was worried you’d fall into that. I’m proud of you once more Jason..”
𝑱̶𝒂̶𝒔̶𝒐̶𝒏̶ ̶𝑻̶𝒐̶𝒅̶𝒅̶@FvllenSon
“I purposely try to avoid whatever stupid new thing this generation comes up with.”
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“Tell me. You’re not one who does this kinda thing?”
𝑱̶𝒂̶𝒔̶𝒐̶𝒏̶ ̶𝑻̶𝒐̶𝒅̶𝒅̶@FvllenSon
“Welcome to the new generation. Vulgarness is like second nature these days.”
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“Oh… how vulgar! People need to get their heads out the gutter..”
𝑱̶𝒂̶𝒔̶𝒐̶𝒏̶ ̶𝑻̶𝒐̶𝒅̶𝒅̶@FvllenSon
“Jesus… I might need you to stay off of the internet, Al. Those are all things that are referring to sexual activities….”
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“We shall see what those kids think. Thank you for being such a kind young woman willing to help an old man.”
𝅄♥︎ं⡴ ℳ. ¸: ᭰͒̑͡ 𝆕𓈒ֵ۫@UbuntuMelody
"Sir, I am a woman of my word. I do not lie nor do I say things to people to prank them. Believe me when I say it will be educational. In fact, they might actually be impressed you picked up on these terms so well."
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“Then what way are they speaking about Master Jason? I also heard about Bottom of Top and I don’t quite understand that either.”
𝑱̶𝒂̶𝒔̶𝒐̶𝒏̶ ̶𝑻̶𝒐̶𝒅̶𝒅̶@FvllenSon
“You’re too innocent for this world, Al… they aren’t referring to smashing in a destructive way.”
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“I do not know. I feel like you’re trying to prank me.”
𝅄♥︎ं⡴ ℳ. ¸: ᭰͒̑͡ 𝆕𓈒ֵ۫@UbuntuMelody
"Just... go ask them. I promise you, nothing bad will come out of it. I think it'll be quite educational. "
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“Ok… Miss Pamela. Or should I say, Bottom. I will do just that this evening.”
Poison Ivy@GothamsFlora
[Her face went red and she struggled to not fall into a fit of laughter] "Y-yes, Alfred. That is precisely what it means. It only sounds wrong because you aren't used to using those words normally. You should definitely tell Mr. Wayne when you see him."
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“Excuse me did you just speak a different language? Skibidi? Sigma? I’m so lost, Misses. This is just too much.”
𝅄♥︎ं⡴ ℳ. ¸: ᭰͒̑͡ 𝆕𓈒ֵ۫@UbuntuMelody
"Oh no no no. This phrase is not as bad as other phrases and 'new aged slang' that is out there. Matter of fact... ask the people who you reside with or work for what skibidi and sigma means..." Monique has no idea what can of worms she's about to open. All she knows is,
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“I see. So since I’m taller than you. I’m the top and you’re the bottom…. Is that right?” He spoke with confusion in his voice.
“That does not sound quite right.”
Poison Ivy@GothamsFlora
"Again it's more like a modern slang. You know how us younger folk are coming up with new phrases. N-Not that you're old or anything, Mr. Alfred. Just I know there is a bit of a generational barrier with the language you probably grew up with."
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“Oh? What’s the worst of it?” He was not curious more than ever. What can be even worse about this phrase.
𝅄♥︎ं⡴ ℳ. ¸: ᭰͒̑͡ 𝆕𓈒ֵ۫@UbuntuMelody
"Yeaaahh. Yeah. That is not the worst of it, unfortunately. The modern times are... weird. Very, very, weird."
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“I guess that makes sense? But why would you need to call someone a bottom or top? Just say you’re short I’m tall. These praises are so ridiculous.”
Poison Ivy@GothamsFlora
[She bites her lip to stop herself from bursting into laughter] "Mmmmhmmmmm." [She nodded] "Yeah you call shorter people 'Bottoms' and for the taller people those are naturally called 'Tops' because they loom over the top of you for example."
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