Bryan

How do girls goon by putting a finger inside when i do that it just hurts and i dont feel pleasure

ifeel like this rn

can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in good mood

Bro was high asf😭

Someone in public told my dad “67” and he called them a fucking faggot then asked me what 67 means

my pubes stick out of my underwear and poke bitches like a porcupine

BR

“i actually like being alone” as i check my notifications 20 times to see if anyone texted me

Listening to 90’s rappers call gay niggas like me everything but a child of god

Pomni: wait... where am i? WHY AM I IN FORTNITE?!? IM SCARED!!! Spongebob: don't worry pomni, i'll always be next to you no matter what! Pomni: thanks spongebob... *lets a stinky fart out of comfort* Spongebob: hell yeah pomni! 💨💨👃

Having a clean ass is the best feeling in the world it's insane that straight men don't want this.

What if Pomni had a built-in emote where she rips off her clothes and gets fucking naked

just sucked dick by accident

Whatever that means

Bigger than you = roids Richer than you = daddies money Smarter than you = nerd Never stop the cope

When I jerk off I like to edge myself and moan like a girl

how r gays a minority. i feel like there's a lot of y'all

OMG OMG OMG CRAZY DIAMOND

this is like actually just me, this is me watching mexico even if we suck every world cup (we won our first game though 🐶)