john thomson

You are part of nature, everything is connected.

A woman with 2 kids just approached me

"Man invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse in the world would ever build a mousetrap."

most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72 - mark twain

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray

@Sheer__Opulence “Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” Proverbs 21:9 NIV

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

HoodBachi 🤣

this is what i imagine people who arent interested in politics are like

DAMN, THE WHOLE WORLD IS FCKD! 🤯

🚨: Psilocybin extends life of human cells by 50% in wild new study

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

Trying to imagine a billionaire woman going to a Gucci store to buy something and she sees a nobody then decides to marry him and turn him into a multi millionaire.

I love people who are straightforward like this😂😂

4.30✅ 1.80✅ 2.80✅ 4.20✅ 1.89✅ 3.10✅ 2.63✅ 4.31✅ 1.06❌

One of the most disturbing sleeps you’d ever have😂

You're just one accident, one diagnosis, one unexpected phone call away from a completely different life So stay humble and never take anything for grant