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tejpatta hun, sab use karke phek dete hai

India Beigetreten Ekim 2025
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exactly this
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
AND NO THIS IS NOT ABOUT LOOKS. HOW DOES THAT MATTER ANYWAY FOR A POLITICIAN
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
Dipke just doesn't have the aura tbh
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
thinking about the horrors of the time when they remake Nagade Sang Dhol Baje o my lord
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
was scrolling my own profile and any tweet with 100+ views was a retweet??? gotta kms urgently, effective immediately thnx
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
@wazir_e_adam lol idk never thought it that way. bachpan se hi jaarha vahan, tab kisse etymology ka khayal
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
@_tejpatta_ what's the etymology of "manicktalla" seems like a cool word
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
I could prolly out-act srk, out-direct tarantino, out-music quincy jones, out-produce imtiyaz ali, out-screenwrite saleem-javed, out-dress young thug all in budget of 2 samosa and 4 chai 🤙🏿
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
agle janam mohe claude keejo
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
@andagay0 hauz khas yellow intersection, jaan se maardo, stampeding hamesha
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chicken biryani@andagay0·
so what’s the worst metro station
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
@_tejpatta_ i didn't know he had humble beginnings...where in Kolkata tho
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
@wazir_e_adam hai toh sanu bhattacharya. He used to perform Kishore songs at a chowk near my mom's place in Kolkata before he got famous.
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
@_tejpatta_ pehle apna naam toh seedha karle woh, sanu kumar hona chahiye
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
Katrina kaif ain't shit
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Adam⛥@wazir_e_adam·
JUST OPEN UP THAT CELL LET MY BROTHER OUTTA JAIL I GOT MONEY FOR THE BAIL NOW
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
@wazir_e_adam exactly????? like what are the odds a shitty butter naan that gets eaten w sabjis spiced by me not follow me?
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
put women back in the kitchen, enough ladko ne choo liya mujhe
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
we need a better hindi word for the male community. Purush is too ☝️ and Mard is too 🖕
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tejpatta@_tejpatta_·
tere bina jiya jaaye na, bin tere, tere bin, saajna, saans mein saans aaye na
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