Alison

“Girl Geminis? Amazing, life of the party, my favorite people in the world. Male Geminis? Go to hell.” - Billie Eilish to ELLE

Another beautiful day without using sin, cos or tan

Putting on lip liner to walk 10,000 steps

every day i put on a cute outfit to come to the office so that men in one of three different colored quarter zips can talk over me in meetings.

drinking a 24oz cold brew and the heart palpitations just started

Not now kitten. Mommy’s being haunted by the many versions of herself who will never be because she was too afraid of change

Paschal Donohoe gave nothing to 2.5m workers, but he made sure to look after Claire Byrne for going easy on him for years. And hopefully, for more years in Newstalk. #HowIrelandWorks

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

Ozzy Osbourne waking up as Baby Aquaman

rt to scare a ceo

(BREAKING) HABEMUS MFIN PAPAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad to learn of the death of Julian Benson #RIP. His determination to open Tranquility House for the families of those with cystic fibrosis was inspirational. If you have a couple of bob, maybe donate in his memory. #RIP idonate.ie/forms/bestvalu…

“stalking” God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources

“what are your paddys day plans” i may be irish but above all else i am boring and lazy so .. absolutely nothing

listen…… when you go from retail/food service to this…. it is paradise lol

“Hey, I noticed your Teams status is yellow. Just wanted to make sure you’re still online.”