SavannaMenace

@Briankariu Cheza na Q5 kaka

Nani ako na ka-RAV4 hivi ya mia tano hivi? Ama CX-5 mzee? Can go up in price Nataka kusuprise mama yangu awache kutembea town

@gpdkaluma Remove extra tax and cushion kenyans for a month or 2 kwani deni haiwezi ngoja kulipwa

@Asamoh_ The disruption is what matters. Saa hii bank wanatuma messagd kusema wanafunga by 2

Greedy matatu operators can’t go on strike for more than 4 hours. Hahaha

Breaking update on fuel Prices: EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of May 15 to June 14, 2026. — Super petrol up by Sh16.65 to Sh214 per litre — Diesel up by Sh46 to Sh243 — Kerosene remain Unchanged.

@cbs_ke the child you have posted on your page is still missing, the mother is on TikTok crying about your fake poster that is going round and it's fake, people have been commenting on your post to delete but you are ignorant, this baby is still missing and the parent is asking for people like you to stop sharing those fake posts and she is yet to find her son.

@Rixviv Wasikuwe wame brand kwa waist 😂

A boxer brand called taqo laqo? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Datheka dathuria

@AngelMwendee @WaruhiuFranklin My beautiful Angel Mwende😘.. Enyewe poverty is the true enemy

@UTDKara Hehe abegistan. from south part of Africa

Someone living in Kenya telling me I live in Nigeria 😭

@alexmwanzo Same issue after nimeanza ku source parts. Yes kuna delay but nakupea a good deal juu when you come to me vitu umepata ziko juu and tafadhali kuwa patient

Client natafta gearbox ya wish Me iko 60k Whaa hakuna ya 50 Am like hmm sawa leta Client : nlikuwa ntaka kujua bei Am like uhhmmm okay Comes back after 2 weeks Niaje bro 40 inaweza? Am like no Him: napata na 40 Me :buy huko Crickets Texts me again after a week Niaje bro ile gearbox bado iko? Me yes Him: chukua 45 Me .No am getting it for 47 and giving you at 50 Hi:48k bas Me.No Him.na uko na maringo boss Me :confused

@Kamau266 Ameona online kuna scarcity inabidii aingie ground sasa

The innovators:

@AllahGreatQuran Is there a double boost weekend?

The rewards for prayer in different mosques 🕌

@JCarhire Moja kwa bed, mwingine floor na the 3rd guy ako patrol nje

But men, why do you fear sharing a bed or room with your fellow men? So on Friday we had an event, tukakochocha our male cousin anywe wine because he thought it was juice. The dude zimad properly and woke up in a room, on one bed, with three of his male friends… na wote walikuwa wamezima pia. Let me tell you Maina, kujipata asubuhi ilikuwa drama. They woke up cursing each other like enemies of progress. In fact, walioga one person per shift while the rest waited outside the room like suspects waiting for interrogation. Till now they are still embarrassed. Men are really complicated creatures.

@fit_ermined Mbona ulikiwa streets hyo time?

The point of winning is to remove Ruto? Please explain to me how just removing him solves our problems.

@fuegoshawrry777 😂😂

Mamako akikuambia umemea pembe alafu Beth akose kuzikujia.

Uku ni wapi nimepitia

@kerubo_hillary Attention sikujua huwa inafanya watu this bad

How are you always bragging about how rich you are but still taking social media gigs like us peasants Hiyo pesa iko kwenu haitoshi?

@_MtuTano 😂😂

Haiya, hizo ngamia zilikuwa kwa 50 bob ya kitambo zilikuwa za guka ya Beth Kajinga??😂😂😂

@JesterSirr Unampea ideas

Buying this and flying it over Prophet Owour followers.😂

@MrBeast .

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@SadiqKQ Pole sana bro

I have sadly lost my mum,mum showed me everything except staying without her,RIP till we meet again,usalimie dad pia.💔😭