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What does his "presidency falling apart" mean in practical terms, if he still gets to be president and do whatever he wants?
Ryan@BanUnsweetTea
Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess
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Caminar por el gimnasio dsp de bajarte de la cinta se siente asi
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i was a harrie when hs1 wasn’t even a conceivable concept
𝐕𝐚𝐥𐙚🪩@satellitelovess
I was a Harrie when KISSCO was HS4
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being 15 when spider-man: homecoming came out and 23 when brand new day is going to be released like awwww we got to grow up and be miserable together
kayla 🇵🇸@MEGTHEEDAYA
he don’t have a clue in the fcking world….
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"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg
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No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey
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“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”
Posts By Feds@SuspectFed
BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.
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It is very weird watching a U.S. official lamenting the loss of hereditary titles in the UK as some of woke, death of the west, when our country's entire founding mythology is that we rejected this.
Stephen Miller@StephenM
700 years
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