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on the ground they teach u how to serve
𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐮𝐫𝐢@GrailofMud
The way he just decided to hit this pose will always kill me 😭
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I think the people who actively think about Seat of the Synod and the people who have ever read the card Krang are probably two different groups
Pompa of the Balemurk Ex@darkvulpine
It actually boggles my mind that they keep printing cards with “affinity for artifacts” on them and people will look you right in the eyes and say that unbanning Seat of the Synod is ok.
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“Fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark” is unfortunately just cringe enough to wrap back around to being raw as fuck
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
Millennials will not see heaven
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go home GI
your girlfriend is with Jody at the hibachi grill in Des Moines
they’re driving your hellcat GI
he ate your kid’s fruit snacks GI
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I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
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Yoru está tan pendeja que no se daría cuenta de la adaptación de Mahoraga y perderia
yeye@kylianyeye
Yoru vs Mahoraga
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Fridge city is right cause I'd be trying to open it up late at night every night
Steve@Loverism__
From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢
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BREAKING NEWS: a projector, laptop and sound system are cheaper than renting a studio apartment monthly for $2800.
Hoops@Hoopss
Homeless man seen with projector, laptop, and sound system in his tent in Hollywood
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Bold of you to assume Tekken devs are good enough at their own game to execute this combo. They didn’t even know this was possible.
kanda@kandaFGC
I wonder who decided Jun needed better wall carry
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“You’re going to get salmonella”
Wrong, I am pure of heart so bacteria do not harm me
【ｗｏｒｍｓ】@magicianscard
Boyfriend not home you know what that means… SNAKE ON DA BED..!!!
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