Evan Michael

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

OK

“are you okay?” me: no my skin feels weird today i want it off

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

desert dreams.

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

This too shall pass, but what the fuck

omg…….

i can’t do constant breaking news for the next four years —

how do i crash out in spanish

Broken Plan Pre-Fab Buckinghamshire

at least we actually give you until midnight