Papi ChuLo

Years ago, back when I was still a fresh JAMBite, this was before the Okada ban btw i was standing by the roadside by my house waiting to cross for something and a bike zipped past… and “Kpom”. A very fast sharp painful knock landed on my head. I spun around scared at first only to see the passenger behind the bike glaring at me and asking “you blind?!” he barked. “Why your papa dey road?” I’ve never been that angry in my life walai like petrol on fire. I was furious. I kept saying “on my street!” because I wasn’t even on the road and as God would have it on that day, my brain decided to work overtime. Normally I’m terrible with cramming or keeping numbers, but faces? Faces and incidents? I never forget them. And I knew that face. 🤨 I could have sworn I’d seen him before, around the numerous printing press shops close to the market. I just knew I’ve seen a face like that No wam na! I swallowed the fury jejely, walked to my house and told my friend what happened and said he should just follow me that I only needed to confirm if he was the one. Minutes later, we both went to the street with another guy and i started looking around from the start of the street and I remember Fawas asking me “O sure pe o da mo?” “Walahi mo ma ri see!!” I kept replying; then From afar, I spotted him: the same mf guy, casually washing a printing roller with soap and water, completely unaware of the danger he was actually in. If you watch AOT you know how that Titan transformation happens and Thunder would strike and change them the same happened to me as my rage took over I charged at him like mf Freakazoid 😂 ori full speed. Can’t remember if i held his neck Or first hit his jaw or i poured the colored soapy water on him or maybe everything happened at the same time but in seconds, the whole place scattered. His colleagues and others rushed out, people started shouting, “What happened?!” as they tried to separate us and the street wasn’t too far from my house so i knew a few people there He looked stunned and shaken and he swore he didn’t recognise me, but my saving grace was that he admitted he’d “given someone a knock” earlier ; so people just told us to chill and then they blamed him for attacking me unprovoked and warned me not to suddenly attack people too (emi Attack Titan, i only move forward ). Then as per he was older than me and he didn’t like that I embarrassed him like that ego kicked in 😂 he got livid and started going on about how they should leave us so he could beat me up properly. I didn’t wait around too much 😂 together with my friends we gradually retreated while making mouth too. That day satisfied me so much, it still makes me happy to this date.

Dans le top 3 y’a une équipe qui est première de PL (et qui va peut être faire une finale de LDC), une équipe qui va pas se qualifier en Europe, et une équipe en relégation… Mais devinez quelle équipe est actuellement moquée ???

BOSH!!

Arsenal 1st in the PL and unbeaten in the CL up to the Semi Final stage. All with the second highest number of injuries of all PL clubs. Yet Arteta’s name gets dragged through the mud, daily. Fools.

A Keke napepe driver around 9:00pm in the night was arrested by Nigeria police Sars at Anambra state What happened!!!! What happened is that the Keke man was on duty and 3 boys asked him to carry them for charter. He charged them and carry them, along "ndeda wha"l in onitsha most of you know where I'm talking about, at opkoko side. Nigeria police Sars , stopped them unkownly to the Keke driver, he was carrying 3 wanted kidnappers. This is how he was arrested and detained, for some weeks his people keep coming, to see him at least face to face to know what happened, the men of akuzu Sars refused even a lawyer not to see him. According to them,! They are still on investigation, the boy managed to collect phone from someone in detention and reach out to his people, telling them what happened, and the 3 boys told the Sars men that the Keke man is innocent, yet the police refused to let him go. After 2 months the same Police at akuzu Sars in Anambra state onitsha, called his people to come and carry his Keke that the young man is d1ed that they didn't come on time to bail him. This is not a movie this is reality of a young man hustling to feed his family legitimately and was k11ed by Nigeria police, this incident happened in Anambra state in 2024. He was buried this year on February The mother keep crying and asking God for vengeance. Cc Justice Ozobi

thank god for scope sha😭🥀

In football, rare things happen sometimes. Those rare things can completely change the fate of the person involved. Imagine when Gareth Bale became one of the best attackers in the world from his previous left-back position. See how Javier Mascherano became a major part of that successful Barcelona team under Pep Guardiola after he changed from DM to centre back. The story of Mateusz Zukowski is similar in a more pleasant way. Zukowski is 24 and Polish. His career began at Lechia Gdansk in his home country. He joined Rangers from the club in 2022 and was played as a full-back. He had only one appearance during his time in Scotland and returned to Poland. When he returned to his home country, he was played as a winger. His performances were barely decent, only scoring three times in sixty-six games. Last season, he suffered a bad injury that kept him out for long spells. Fate travels with Zukowski and he enjoyed a beautiful stroke of fortune when 2. Bundesliga side Magdeburg signed him for €250k during the summer transfer window. He didn’t play in the first 8 games of the season. Remember, he’s a full-back. The story soon took an interesting turn. When he returned from injury, in what felt like an epiphany, Magdeburg converted him to a #9. The result? Extraordinary. He’s scored 17 goals in his last 18 games, and he’s the top scorer of the league despite his team’s overall struggles. Everything has happened in less than a year. This game will never cease to amaze me.

Balague looking at him like “please win them. I have a book to write.”😂

I swear Cristiano Ronaldo has more forgotten gems than Lionel Messi has bangers 😭😭😭

Arsenal is second on the list while top of the Premier League.

Gwagon, LX570, Toyota Landcruiser and LX600. They don't dare move closer to them.

Upamecano, who conceded 5 goals, over Saliba? 😂😂

Incomparable effectivement

This guy’s loyalty is one of the greatest qualities he has, almost all Ronaldo’s friends and former teammates turn on him for media clicks and attention except this guy and Roy Keane

Dem catch b@ndit na repentant Boko haram, but suspect dey confess for mouth dem gun am down, Omo if dem explain Nigeria for you, you fit craze

She was sacked. She is from rivers state, OGONI . Her offence ? Attending Peter Obi rally in port harcourt on her off day and posting it online. She was not on duty. It was her off duty. Her boss saw it online. The next day when she came to work. He asked her, why she went for Peter Obi rally. She said it was her off duty. He immediately sacked her and told her to go and meet Peter Obi to give her a job . She came social media and cried out and cried out. I told one of staff to reach out to her and invite her. I collected the information of the hotel and sent my CSO to investigate. He came back and told me it was true and her boss said Peter Obi should give her a job. I hate it so much when the rich intimidate the poor. And GOD is not happy when people maltreat the poor. So the only I can fight back is to use SPIRITUAL POWER OF GOD and use tithes that come into the church to raise every poor I encounter like 42 free schools , 2 free hospitals, overseas job placement, local and international scholarship for the poor. So I immediately took up her case. First asked her how much was her salary in the hotel they sacked her. She said 18,000. I mean eighteen thousand Naira only. PURE WICKEDNESS FROM A WICKED RICH MAN. What can 18k buy ? I immediately employed her in OPM printing press. I told her , you are a young girl, why are you not going to school ? She said her parents don’t have money to send her to university and eighteen thousand Naira salary can not do anything about school unless prostitution which she vowed to GOD never to do. So I immediately i immediately placed her on opm university Schlarship ( local university) She wrote jamb and passed and gained admission to study ACCOUNTING in Ignatius Ajuru University. I instructed my chief of staff to be allowing to go school and work anytime she has no lectures. And today she is on her FINAL YEAR studying accounting.

My father's best friend was a man called Uncle Bayo who disappeared from our lives without explanation. I was 12 the last time I saw him. He came to our flat in Gbagada, argued with my father in the bedroom for an hour, and walked out without saying goodbye to me. My father never spoke his name again. Neither did my mother. Uncle Bayo became a silence with a shape. Twenty-six years passed. I was in Philadelphia for a conference. A networking dinner at a hotel downtown. Across the room, a man about my father's age caught my eye and held it too long. He approached me during dessert and said my surname like it was a question he already knew the answer to. We sat in the hotel lobby until 2am. He told me the story my father never did. They had started a construction company together in the early 90s. It had failed because of a contract dispute with a senator. The senator had paid only half the money and refused the rest. The debt had crushed them. Uncle Bayo had blamed my father for trusting the senator. My father had blamed Uncle Bayo for not reading the fine print. The friendship had shattered. Two men who had been closer than brothers had become strangers over something neither of them could control. Uncle Bayo had moved to America after the falling out. He had built a new life, a new business, a small contracting firm in West Philly. He had married a Ghanaian woman and had two daughters. He had never returned to Nigeria. He had never called my father. He had assumed the silence was mutual. I asked why he approached me now. He said he recognised my face because I looked like my father at 30. He said he had been waiting for decades to see that face again, to explain something that was never about betrayal. He said the argument had been about shame, not money. Both men had felt they failed each other. Neither had known how to say it. I called my father from the hotel room. It was 3am in Lagos. He answered on the second ring, voice thick with sleep and alarm. I told him who I was sitting with. The line went quiet. Then my father did something I had never heard him do. He cried. Not softly. The kind of crying that comes from a place words cannot reach. Uncle Bayo flew to Lagos 3 months later. They met at the same flat in Gbagada. They sat in the same living room where the argument had happened. They didn't re-litigate the past. They just sat together, two old men with white hair and matching hypertension medication, and let the silence heal. My father died last year. Uncle Bayo spoke at the funeral. He said the greatest thief in life is not money or failure. It is the belief that there is always more time. Call them. The debt is not theirs. It is yours.

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

I sold $300 worth of USDT on Bybit P2P about two months ago. The transaction went smoothly, I received the payment, then I released the USDT. I didn’t suspect anything from the buyer. But two days later, when I wanted to use my OPay account for another transaction, I discovered I couldn’t carry out any transfers. I immediately contacted customer support, and they pointed me to the exact transaction in question. That the sender reported it as fraud😳😳 Omor, na there my eyes take blur. I had to send a detailed email explaining everything. Thankfully, now that cryptocurrency is legal in Nigeria, I was able to provide my Bybit transaction history and the chat I had with the buyer as proof. Honestly, I thought they would ask for a court order before doing anything, but they didn’t. Within just one hour, my account was restored and back to normal. Omor, OPay really tried on this one.

A Man City fan claiming Arsenal have ruined the premier league. The fucking irony of this comment. They really are a thick bunch