Lukas

There is no planet or alternate timeline where Poland, Latvia and Lithuania are culturally closer to Luxembourg and Switzerland than to Belarus, Russia and Ukraine.

"Deutscher Extremsportler"

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Gibt keine stolzeren Türken als die, die im Ausland geboren sind und nicht in der Türkei leben.

Human rights is when i can cut my dick off

„Herrschaft des Unrechts“, nannte Horst Seehofer die ungehinderte und grundgesetzwidrige Einwanderung, nach Merkels Grenzöffnung. Dieser Rechtsbruch dauert seit über 10 Jahren an. Grundgesetz Artikel 16a, Absatz 2: "Auf Absatz 1 (Asyl) kann sich nicht berufen, wer aus einem Mitgliedstaat der Europäischen Gemeinschaften oder aus einem anderen Drittstaat einreist". Der junge Mann im Video hat darüber hinaus vollkommen Recht. Es sind monetäre Interessen, die Millionen illegale Einwanderer nach Deutschland bringen.

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

Half the country was on fire but do please continue to lie and pretend none of that happened.

Is this how women view politics?

It’s really funny how many self owns are in the Quran. By the books own internal logic, Muhammad was killed for being a false prophet

Before 2024, Die Linke seemed like a dying party, and they were only revitalised when the BSW split off. Unburdened of their old-left, boomerish elements, Die Linke was freed to become the standard countercultural gibs-me-dat Uni girl party it was always trying to be.

bro is the only half acceptable word to use to convey a fraction of the same emotion as saying digga in german would

Germans: “Wow I sure hate my sophisticated, literary, poetic language with centuries of amazing literature, important scientific and scholarly work, and amazing diversity of local dialects.” Japanese: “I have no idea what any of these German words mean but they sound amazing.”

This is gayer than kissing another man on the mouth