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My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂

Rt. Hon. @Thomas_Tayebwa @Parliament_Ug

Bonteka my World Cup song is out everywhere From uganda East Africa joining the world in celebration of this great event #WorldCupSongs #worldcup2026 youtu.be/90nQr4WKw2s?si…

You go to NIRA, and they take your fingerprints and photos. Then you go to Immigration to acquire a passport, they do the same. You then go to Interpol for a certificate of good conduct. They still do the same. What's so hard in integrating government agencies? Why do you have to take fingerprints forever? If NIRA took my biometrics, why can't they share with sister agencies and make it easy to acquire these documents?

Today’s the day. @FIFAWorldCup 2026 is here. 🏆

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

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Dr. Chris Baryomusi said that the government is going to provide lunch to medical interns. Well, it's good that they now recognize that interns deserve something. However, medical interns need more than lunch. They need: 1. Breakfast 2. Lunch (which is being provided) 3. Dinner 4. Transport 5. Airtime 6. Clothes 7. Rent 8. General upkeep, among other necessities. They are not slaves. They need money to survive, support their families, send some to their girlfriends, and occasionally unwind and forget the stress of hospital work with a bottle of whiskey. Give them money. #PayAllMedicalInterns

Africa, I’m excited to present the 2026 FIFA World Cup + a great panel of top legends @SuperSportTV. See you soon! But 1st, who are your 2 favorite nations to win it? #EverythingCanWait #DStvFIFAWorldCup26

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Today at 2pm, the Financial Year 2026/27 National Budget will be read. I encourage you to follow the proceedings live on all national TV and radio stations, as well as on social media.

Remembering My Teammate, Sydney Gongodyo: A Brotherhood in Grief and a Collective Demand for Justice. This is how we will remember Sydney Gongodyo, captured here in this image with the sharp, dimpled smile that brought so much light to everyone around him, before his life was tragically and brutally cut short on June 5th, 2026. Losing a teammate, a brother you went to battle with on the pitch, to an act of horrific mob violence leaves a void that words cannot fully capture. In the wake of this devastating loss, the overwhelming wave of solidarity has been a powerful reminder of our shared humanity. As his teammate, I want to express my deepest personal gratitude to the incredible community that has surrounded us: To Sydney’s Immediate Family: I wrap my arms around you in prayer and solidarity. Your profound pain is shared by all of us, and you will never walk this difficult road alone. To My Teammates, Club Leadership, and the Rugby Fraternity: Thank you to the @piratesrugbyUG family and rival clubs across the nation who set aside competition to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with us, ensuring Sydney received a befitting, honorable send-off. Your support has been an anchor during our darkest hours. To the General Public and Concerned Citizens: To those who did not know Sydney personally but were deeply shaken and moved by the tragic circumstances of his death, thank you. Your empathy, outrage, and refusal to look away have given us immense strength. But honoring Sydney’s memory means more than laying him to rest. True honor requires absolute accountability. I want to extend my sincere appreciation to the authorities, legal minds, and individuals who are currently doing everything possible behind the scenes to see to it that everyone involved in the mob violence against Sydney is identified, apprehended, and brought to book. Mob justice is a lawless stain on our society that robbed us of a champion. The magnitude of this loss is heavy, and the calls for justice from across the nation must be answered. We owe it to Sydney, to his family, and to the values we uphold as teammates and citizens to ensure his life is not defined by silence, but by truth. I will not stay silent, and we will not let the public consciousness fade, until full justice is served. Rest in peace, brother. Your smile will remain our strength, and your memory will fuel our pursuit of justice. #JusticeForSydney #PiratesStrong #LubwamaTheBrand

this life is not a dress rehearsal. stop postponing your joy until everything is fixed, finished, healed, explained, or approved.

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

God will make a way. He did it before. He will do it again. Have faith and a good day.

Shakira’s done it again…after Waka waka..!!

This evening, I joined staff in @OPMUganda for our twice-a-month physical exercise at the Nakasero Primary School playground. This physical exercise programme follows a Cabinet directive requiring Ministries, Departments and Agencies to conduct physical exercise sessions for their staff to combat lifestyle diseases. I commend the staff for embracing this programme and encourage them to continue. Exercise is therapy & only healthy people can do the work effectively. @GovUganda @Parliament_Ug @Educ_SportsUg @MinofHealthUG