kylee

“You can just download the app to pay for parking” what if I blow up every single car in this lot rn

a sturd

ion let people play in my face so yeah i'll be the problem any day

when my heart gets to beating fast i know i'm about to take it tooo far 😭🤣🤣

Good

I was 14. You buy a pair and a pair gets donated to someone in need. Yall not finna shame my dude Tom.

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

if you slapped my ass right now, it wouldn’t stop jiggling till 2:47am tomorrow

When Mariah said “Maybe you’re not the guy you think you are, that’s why you have to lie.” Oh she ate reallllll bad with that one 😭😭

i’ll walk pass my own ngga if he don’t speak to me first i never cared 😭😭😭😭😭

this not swag surfing this white water rafting

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

never needed a drink for that!

I’m bout to be eating 10 pc nuggets till Dec 2nd

Happy Halloween

when she block me on everything

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

I hate when I tell a joke and someone doesn’t get it so I have to explain it like eww your dumb and you hate fun

If you gon use your thinking cap one time in your life, please use it around me. My patience for dumb sht is low