MARV.

Jameni ukitoka kwa relationship yenye umezoea maintainance allowance uingie kwa yenye haina unaskianga Kama uko Uganda 😂😂😂

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni "Rafiki yangu usioe..." Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

''Se um homem perfeitamente moral entrasse nesse mundo, ele seria humilhado e empalado'' - Platão 400 anos antes de Cristo.

Huko Luo nation voters are bribed with Kes 250 wanasema Ruto Tosha.😂😂 While in Murima they bring Shs 2000, Tanks, Gas cookers, Boats, Murram roads, Electricity, Train, Dairy feeds, Rice, Unga, 4Cabinet Secs camping 2weeks, Na bado wanasema Wantam😂😂 It’s about value not how loud you can shout!! Learn.

Every woman’s dream is to be a slut and have a loving husband waiting at home for her when she’s done cheating

If you can leave your house to go run 10km in tigoni, you might as well get laid for it

A friend who beat an alcohol addiction told me that the hardest thing to being sober was the perpetuity of the grind. He thought that being sober would be a climax, the final defeat of a yearning. Yet all he got as a reward, for the constant maintenance, was not drinking.

That fifa corruption documentary gonna hit like crack when everything’s all set and done

Thank you for everything. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐💔

If that was the last time we see Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup, then thanks for the memories 🫡

You don’t watch a man dominate football for over 15 years then use his final years to define his legacy. That’s not how greatness works. Mock a 40year old Ronaldo all you want but you will never rewrite what prime Ronaldo did to football. History is permanent 🐐

niggas black as shit representing Belgium like King Leopold wasn’t slicing niggas hands off

Before I die, I’m going back to Kampala. Smh that night life. The beer is cheap, bums are big and bars don’t close. Canaan is in East Africa

Americans finding out you can’t use fighter jets to win a football match.

the absence of war in your life breeds depression and anxiety. Life is war. Deny it, and you will grow sad and miserable, that is against your nature. Fight for all you desire. Fight without mercy. Fight as hard as u can.

a niggas biggest asset is self belief, that's where every win starts.

Trump reacts to the USA’s loss to Belgium

"Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe." -- Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

sorry next time 🤫🤫