King Cano

Lennart Karl is who Arsenal fans think Bukayo Saka is.

You don't deserve a keyboard.

@ShvvnDetri @iMiaSanMia He was asked to do a job and he did it well. That's all that matters today. He saved us.

@iMiaSanMia Goretzka MOTM that's how shit our Bench is

Leon Goretzka (52%) has been voted Man of the Match

Today’s MOTM! 🤳

@FCBayern Well done Leon! Amazing job.

𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝! 😄🤳

This free kick from # 8. wow👌

@SlickAllos @ESPNUK There's going to be at least 1.

@Manhize_ @ESPNUK Let's see a German team in any finals the shall we??

We could have an English club in all three European finals this season 😮 Second legs next 🍿

@SlickAllos @Arsenal He's a star boy in the EPL ONLY. In Europe he left the conversation ages back.

@Arsenal @Manhize_ get a load of the OG #StarBoy from 0.13.. 👨🏾‍🦯

Another step forward. Highlights from our win over Fulham are now live 📺

@JeanBonBeurreL When Goretzka gets it right, it's usually epic. That said, the man leaves as a Bayern legend and the definition of what a professional is. Singlehandedly kept Bayern afloat yesterday.

vsy jcomprend plus rien moi pardonne moi Goretzka

@RoyalKimmich This is professional hating. Goretzka almost single handedly kept us alive yesterday. And dude turned so well the defenders crashed into each other.

Goretzka so shit the other players bashed their heads into each other when they saw him

El 2 de mayo de 1945, el Ejército Rojo de obreros y campesinos liberaba Berlín y derrotaba al Tercer Reich, que según Hitler duraría mil años, haciendo que se rindiese a sus pies. En un duro esfuerzo, 27 millones de soviéticos dieron su vida contra el nazismo, si hubiera un minuto de silencio por cada soviético que murió en la Segunda Guerra Mundial, el mundo permanecería en silencio durante más de 51 años. El Ejército Rojo fue quién aniquiló al 93% de todos los soldados nazis en la Segunda Guerra Mundial y solo en el Frente Oriental, liquidó a 674 divisiones del ejército nazi; al 75% de la Werhmacht, el 70% de sus aviones, al 75% de sus tanques y al 74% de la artillería.... no, no fue el Soldado Ryan. ¡Gloria eterna a los héroes soviéticos que dieron su vida para salvar a la humanidad del horror nazi!

Hey so this is absolutely insane.

If I told you a twenty-three-year-old guy once jumped into a freezing reservoir, swam ten metres down to a sunken trolleybus, kicked through a glass window in the dark, and physically pulled dozens of people out of the water, you might think it was a movie script. But it actually happened in 1976 in Yerevan, Armenia. The man was Shavarsh Karapetyan. He just happened to be jogging by the water when the bus went off the road. He also happened to be a seventeen-time world champion and eleven-time world record holder in underwater finswimming. The vehicle sank straight to the bottom with ninety-two passengers inside. Because Karapetyan was quite literally the best underwater swimmer on the planet, he spent twenty minutes diving into the raw sewage and freezing water. He would hold his breath, swim down, locate someone in the murky dark, drag them to the surface, and pass them to his brother in a rowboat before going straight back down. Twenty of those passengers survived. There is no record of a single person ever pulling off an underwater physical rescue of that scale before or since. The physical toll completely ended his athletic career. The broken glass shredded his legs, and the heavily polluted water gave him severe pneumonia and sepsis. He spent forty-five days unconscious in a hospital and lost his physical ability to compete at a world-class level. When reporters later asked him what the hardest part of the rescue was, he did not mention the cold or the injuries. He said that on one of his dives in the pitch black, he accidentally grabbed a leather seat cushion instead of a passenger, and he spent years having nightmares about the person he could have brought up instead.

15-year-old Shamima Begum is groomed and trafficked to Syria by ISIS, kills no one, has her British citizenship revoked. Dr. Eastland Staveley volunteers for the IDF, brags about killing Palestinian children, returns home, gets a job in the NHS. Spot the difference.

@SlickAllos @ESPNUK Who do you think is in the other semis? Good fun coming up

@Manhize_ @ESPNUK Ok, saka vamwe venyu varipi vana Koln nana Bochum nana F(u)CK?? 😹😹😹😹😹

@McFlybowy Have you looked at the game's scoreline? Are you aware that's a team at the bottom of the log?

They have rested 7 out of the 11 players that started their match against PSG, if any EPL team do this then they might as well say Goodbye to the points. That’s why other leagues have an advantage over EPL, that’s why it’s rare to see any EPL teams winning EPL and UCL double.

If Bayern gets a penalty, Kane should let Goretzka take it!

ماذا يقع في فلسطين 🇵🇸‼️ "بعد قصف منزل عائلته، علق طفل صغير بين حائطين من الركام، في مشهد مؤلم يجسد حجم المأساة… محاولات الإنقاذ استمرت بصعوبة بالغة وسط ضيق المساحة وخطورة الانهيار، في سباق مع الوقت لإنقاذ حياته."

@Footballtweet Another Bundesliga signing who enjoyed his time in the EPL.

📅 On this day, 14 years ago, Papiss Cissé scored the best brace in the history of Premier League football against Chelsea. ⚽️⚽️🥵

Let’s talk about Khaled Daher. A paramedic in Lebanon’s Civil Defence. Not a fighter. Not a “target.” A first responder who ran toward danger to save lives. Two days ago, he was killed, along with two of his colleagues, when they were directly targeted while trying to rescue a civilian trapped under rubble. But his story doesn’t start there. Khaled wasn’t just a paramedic. He was the backbone of his family. After his brother died in Bulgaria, he went searching for him, across borders & through uncertainty, until he finally located his grave & brought him back to Lebanon, where he laid him to rest. He then became a father figure to his brother’s daughter, raising her as his own, carrying a responsibility that wasn’t his to bear, but one he chose anyway. He was a son, a brother, a provider, a quiet pillar holding others up. And in the end, he died the same way he lived, trying to save someone else. Khaled Daher didn’t just lose his life. His family lost their support. People lost the man who showed up when everything else fell apart. His niece has now lost both fathers. Khaled spent his life saving others. He was killed while doing exactly that. This is what is being lost. Over 103 medics and rescue workers have been killed since March 2. Not numbers. First responders. Lives that held other lives together.

@SlickAllos @ChampionsLeague To the final bro. Funny where are your game's highlights? Nobody's talking about them huh 😂😂😂

@ChampionsLeague @Manhize_ where does blud think he's going??

Could watch these two play each other every week 🤤 #UCL