Retarded Philosopher

@SteezMayn @GrantHorvatGolf @bobdoessports @cvagolf @TigerWoods Not one spot in the house to keep the paper towels and toilette papers?

@FotchBurglar I’m a Sixers fan I know who that bum is (he solid, wish we had him)

@marcusauroneous Look up my twitter name brother

This and steely Dan’s whole discography

@FotchBurglar Who is that Barry bonds?

@marcusauroneous Yea man I’m Portuguese. If you knew ball you’d understand the pfp

Anything funnier than Knicks fans paying 10k to see them lose?

@EvolGeniusLabs Simple math

@marcusauroneous Cow eat grass. Grass is plant. 🌱 Plant based meat. 🥩

You primitive peasants are ruining the planet. Favorite lab grown vegan meal as of late

@TeamEvilLeft This is called going white

Going Mediterranean for this weeks meal prep

@bezuidengoy Their worst nightmare is a hot guy heating up

they let a white boy get hot (not my inhaler)

@salubrityxv Eat grind recover repeat

Heal like the wolverine⚡️

@JoshSchumm1 My family stopped inviting me to our family parties because I ate all of the shrimp cocktails

Simple dinner tonight after mowing. Kinda bougie idk

@TreAmosBurner The amount of these in my body is insane

That body of yours is fucking insane

@Broberson1981 Vibe

Beef is what’s for supper! Country life at its best!

@rizzbolt They’re good

@marcusauroneous Just one small one

@CMayerHQ You’ll never get elected. You’re supposed to lie then do the opposite when you’re in

@marcusauroneous No holidays. Public courses shut down. They’re too busy anyway. Private only.

Together, we will make California even more expensive and the streets cleaner than ever before.

@Mid30sManhattan People really are retarded

Overhead in my office today: 1: “Did you see 5 people got stabbed at Penn Station?” 2: “Did they get Trump?” 1: “I wish” This was said out loud on a packed sales floor at one of the largest companies in the US like they were just casually talking about their weekend. Dems are fucking lunatics

@richardciderbox Me

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