Muhammad A. Kounta

Don't worry I'll be fine. I will figure it out. A man's every day life.

"this won't work" me looking at the person after it works:

me judging people for being addicted to their phone after my phone battery die:

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Moi quand j'ouvre par erreur un message que j'ignorais

La loi Yadan est retirée de l'ordre du jour de l'Assemblée. Bon débarras ! Les apologistes du génocide ont échoué. Les amis de Netanyahu sont ridiculisés. Bravo à la résistance parlementaire !

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

me smelling good is a part of my personality

me dapping up a stranger just because my bro dapped him up

“i really like u” my trust issues:

Real MEN don't celebrate birthdays🎂

💔🇱🇧 BREAKING: Israel is bombing Southern Lebanon with WHITE PHOSPHOROUS MUNITIONS for the second time today

Unpopular opinión: WhatsApp debería eliminar la notificación de "este mensaje fue eliminado". Es un drama innecesario.

That's right

I fear I might get married by referral at this point

a vida quando voce aceita que a melhor opção é apenas se afastar

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

Just filled up my gas tank

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

When you speak 3 languages and someone who speaks one language makes fun of your accent: