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Prison Mitch
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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida Beigetreten Nisan 2020
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You could be at Turdstock, up to your knees in Motel 6 lady bits.
Instead, you’re at home being a DOOMER.
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“It’s called the ‘Straight of Whoremuz’, T. It’s the canal that washed up models go through to get into Dubai so they can join the royal harem or some shit.”
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*puts on wax paper hat to save on tin foil*
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨BREAKING: BOMBING OF IRAN’S ALUMINUM PLANTS HAVE BEGUN
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Me monitoring my $1.50 bet on FoxNews:
Kalshi@Kalshi
Fox News x Kalshi The largest news network in America integrates Kalshi. Prediction markets add accountability by rewarding accuracy. That’s why the three leading networks have chosen Kalshi. No spin. No partisan lens. Just incentives to be right.
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“That’s it. Big smile, form the human chain like everyone’s happy.”
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 Iranians are reportedly forming human chains across Ahvaz’s White Bridge in an effort to safeguard critical infrastructure from US airstrikes.
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@PaigeSpiranac Just stop please.. The Masters is not the place to be a thot... I hope they sue you.
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Artemis has sent back photos of the dark side of the moon. Had no idea it looked like that!!!
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When some one asks Pete Buttigieg how his weekend went:
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Jesus after rising from the dead and leaving his tomb:
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The Roman soldier in charge of guarding Jesus’ tomb today:
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Thankfully I found this bread slicer that lets me turn one slice into two.
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: US gas prices are forecasted to hit nearly $6 this year — a record high.
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Oh hey he finally told a joke.
Aɴᴛ@AntSpeaks
Dave Smith to Tucker Carlson: "I know people will mock me for this... I think you're one of the leading fighters against antisemitism" 🤡
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DOJ employees the second they found out Pam Bondi was fired:
Insider Wire@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: Pam Bondi’s portraits found in trash at the DOJ after Trump fired her.
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FORMER OBAMA CAMPAIGN MANAGER STEPHANIE CUTTER JOINS KALSHI AS POLICY ADVISOR - X
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Tim Walz heading to the pig semen factory:
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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